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some emergency alert operator just gave me a three minute taste of being an indie horror game protagonist jesus fuckin christ

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you're laughing. pope francis just called catholic priests a bunch of faggots in front of his bishops and you're laughing

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"first step to dealing with recovery is making peace with the person who wronged you's actions ☺️" hmmmm nope! first step is for them to die NOW NOW NOW

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have not been able to stop quoting this image it’s a problem. YEA SPORTS YEAAAAAA

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accidentally said Alfred’s sleeper agent code and sent im into a seizure

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the most chill coworker you’ll ever have in your entire life looks like this and is named something like hannah or gabby or molly and drives a beat up white van with korn cds scattered on the passenger seat and has duct tape holding At Least One Car Part on for dear life

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Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

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guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

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Will never know peace until I find another relationship like this

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it actually annoys the shit out if me when people act like ww2 isn't something that you need to learn about anymore. like no actually that's all still very important sorry

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fucking stupid