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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

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A juvenile black bear came up right by the front door of my mom's house and was trying to eat from the humming bird feeder. Apparently the dog was very confused by the audacity (he was inside, don't worry).

i think this covers the vast majority of the world but please correct me if i messed up!

for the purposes of this poll, the north american black bear & the asian moon bear are both "black bears". two of the best known brown bear subspecies are north american grizzly bears and eurasian brown bears, but there are many brown bears!

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fuck disappearing under mysterious circumstances i want to start APPEARING under mysterious circumstances. walking through a deserted eerie forest? im there. exploring an abandoned 1930s mine that no human has set foot in for 55 years? there too. touching down on mars? guess whose annoying face you see poking out from behind a rover

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Show some respect, people.

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i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

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i love fur, i love leather, i love wool, i love long lasting materials without plastic in them that will decompose and go back into the ecosystem after serving me well for several decades.

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Ok this is kinda funny but imagine being surrounded by people who sound like this. The French language was a mistake in the first place but combining it with English…. abomination

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can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

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I just think that 'animals are living intelligent creatures that have feelings and deserve to be respected' and 'when done properly farming is beneficial to both people and animals and there's nothing wrong with raising and killing animals for food, clothing, and other products' are concepts that very much can and should coexist

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@wearewatcher​ is this The Professor’s ghost account?

polar expeditions were insane there’s just like a 200 year period in history where every european man on planet earth was simultaneously struck by the urge to run off and die horribly at one of the poles