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I’ve had this on my computer for the last four years, which is funny because I’m running on four hours of sleep.

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Pro Tip: If you die, you don't have to do work.

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Mastering the art of sleeping with your eyes open.

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When you’re in 19th century Japan and Britain defeats China in the Opium War and you fear you might lose your independence 

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I honestly don't know @eggsaucedead

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Yeah... I'm probably not qualified to run this blog.

i have very poor study habits for someone who runs a studyblr

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When there's work to do but suddenly you realize that you have a posting schedule to keep up with.

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“Let’s see… yeah I can do that during my lunch period.”

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A million posts feel like an unrealistic amount of work for a blog devoted to avoiding work.

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Chapter 1: The Mental Health Day

The mental health day is a glorified way of subtly avoiding work. It stems from a basic principle:

Scenario 1: You didn’t do your work because you were too busy looking at ways to avoid work on Tumblr. If you show up tomorrow at the school/workplace you will surely be in a dire situation.

Alternatively,

Scenario 2: Take a “mental health day.” Wake up at noon and spend the day doing nothing. Then, quickly cram in all the work you were supposed to do yesterday, getting it done shortly before midnight. That’s it, now your grade has lived to see another day.

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"Can you just send a picture of your notes?"

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When you're changing in the dressing room and suddenly you realize that you can hide in there until all the running is over.

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When class starts but you suddenly have a burning thirst only fulfilled by a water fountain.

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When you have to run in Tennis but suddenly also need to get something from your bag.