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“willkommen, bienvenue, welcome”

alan cumming as the emcee, cabaret (1993)

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Is Your Theatre Friend Okay?

How to Tell if Your Theatre Person is Okay 

(based on the musical they’re listening to on repeat)

From Least to Most Concerning:

Tuck Everlasting: Probably fine. Your friend might be yearning, though.

Heathers: Probably just routine ennui or angst, but if they’re only listening to “I Am Damaged,” “Lifeboat,” and/or “Kindergarten Boyfriend,” then they’re going through it.

Beetlejuice: If they’re only listening to “Dead Mom” on repeat, then you might want to worry. This is an “I am misunderstood” musical.

Waitress: Typically a chill one, but might be nostalgic and/or feeling stuck. Worth asking if they want to talk about it.

Dear Evan Hansen: Also in the safe zone, but if you hear too much of “Words Fail,” their self esteem is probably in the gutter.

Into the Woods: They’re either genuinely fine and just enjoying Sondheim, or actively having an existential crisis. Very little in between.

Cabaret: They’re either having a fresh and sexy time listening to Alan Cumming sing “Willkommen,” or you need to ask them if they’re all right.

Fun Home: Is your friend a tortured theatre gay? Because this is a tortured theatre gay musical. Just FYI.

Next to Normal: If Next To Normal is on repeat, like honestly on repeat, you might have cause for concern. This is a very high caliber depression musical.

Les Miserables: Your friend is wallowing. They’re probably crying about Gavroche because it’s easier to cry about French revolutionaries than process whatever they’re actually going through.

Spring Awakening: Please worry if someone you know is listening to any part of Spring Awakening on repeat. This is a peak depression musical.

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Shoutout to all the theatre kids who aren’t actors

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who can’t sing for shit

Shoutout out to all the theatre kids who have two left feet

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who have never seen a broadway show live

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who have only ever seen the bootlegs

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who are techies

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who are stage managers

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who are pit members

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who are into the hella popular musicals

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who are into musicals that no one has ever even heard of

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who always get the ensemble parts

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who are costume directors and helpers

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who do crew and build the sets

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who support local theatre

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who don’t like musicals and just support plays

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who don’t like Shakespeare

Shoutout to all the theatre kids who have now evolved into theatre adults!!!

Let’s celebrate all these lovely musicals together and stop the hate 😊😊😊

Edit: I added a few that people added in reblogs

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natasha, pierre, and the great comet of 1812 characters ↳ ‘cause it’s a complicated russian novel, everyone’s got nine different names!

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Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812 

Tokyo Metropolitan Theatre

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My favorite things about Black Friday

- WE GOT NOT ONE BUT THREE VILLAIN SONGS

- LAUREN AND JOEY AS VILLAINS

- Jon Matteson is having the time of his life,,,Just look at that bean so proud and happy to be in the show

- Curt Mega also being so psyched to be there

- Curt wasn’t in TGWDLM so they had him be peanuts’ guardian (he has a little squirrel in his pocket in What if tomorrow comes)

- Hot chocolate boy returns

- Robert Manion as an incredibly supportive delinquent teenager (His and Hannah’s relationship is actually perfect)

- Joey just gives an audience member an apple

- “I met God. He had nothing nice to say about you” 

- DYLAN.

- Dylan scaring an audience member

- Kim Whalen being a gorgeous soprano queen

- “HAS HE P T SEEN HER HUBBY”

- THEY HAD AN ACTUAL DICK IN A BOX MOMENT DURING WIGGLE

- The Santa’s going back to high school fever dream 

- God I thought ANGela was perfect as Lex

- ThAT beTTER bE fUCkiNg fLoSS!

- I would die for Hannah foster

- The fact that Emma, Paul and Tim chilled for most of the day. (They finally got a chill apocalypse

- John McNamara and Xander Lee being the gay husbands we needed.

-SHIT I just loved this musical. I feel like it kept that starkid sense of comedy while at the same time doing something entirely brand new.

-ALSO ALL THE SONGS SLAP SO HARD I LOVE THEM ALL

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Roméo et Juliette meme

5 characters - Tybalt

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If you’ve never played ‘Zip Zap Zop’ are you really a theater kid?

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roméo et juliette (2010) – la mort de mercutio

je meurs dans la poussière, mais je meur dans tes bras roméo, ô mon frère,  que vas-tu faire sans moi?

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- Are you crazy?

- No. I’m Mercutio

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Rómeó és Júlia + Guide to Troubled Birds (2/2)

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@graduatedpillowmonster a demandé :

Gifs 1 et 2 : l'arrivée du Prince dans “Vérone” 

Gifs 3 et 4 : les dance moves de “Les Rois du Monde” parce que WOW 

Gifs 5 et 6 : Romeo qui met ses cheveux en arrière de manière fabuleuse 

Gifs 7 et 8 : la PLS de Benvolio a la fin de “Comment lui dire?”

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mercutio aesthetic

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Romeo & Giulietta: Ama e cambia il mondo+ text posts

//Follow the blog for any update on the italian musical!

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Tybalt in C’est Pas Ma Faute (Romeo et Juliette - 2001)

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

“Titanic” starring Damien Sargue and John Eyzen