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and the train was coming and the train was coming…
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obsessed with them
[talia del val + laura martin | madrid 2024]
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Dear jebus you can prove you’re real by making one of them gay (I have my suspicions)
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Mentiras absolutely SLAPS, go watch the silly Mexican romance/murder-mystery MUSICAL 💚🩷❤️💙🧡
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sweeney todd tumblr dashboard simulator

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GRAND RE-OPENING tomorrow at 9am!! If you're in London tomorrow come by Mrs. Lovett's Pie Shop we have good pies this time I promise
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why do the birds outside my window sing if theyre trapped in cages
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we blind em so they keep singing
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goddamn i was gonna do like symbolism because i also cant get out of the house but thats so much worse than i expected
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women pretty...
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there are children trying to elope with my ward
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fucked up have you tried marrying her first
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good idea
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this shit sucks the guy whos like my legal guardian wants to marry me. what the fuck
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i could marry you first
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fuck it why not
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Please for the love of god come to my pie shop we are going out of business I know the pies taste like shit but please
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Are you experiencing hair loss? Want your hair back? Try Pirelli's Miracle Elixir - only costs a penny*, guaranteed!
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promoting this on my main blog because i get paid for every bottle purchased please please please buy this
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where is my wife and child
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back in london!!! yippee!!!!
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london kinda sucks ass if you think about it hard enough
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this is where all my stuff is though
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pour one out for families in Sondheim musicals seperated by external forces who largely don't even know they're related (also two of them die)






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if it looks like piss, smells like piss, and is piss, then it’s probably Pirelli’s Miracle Elixir!
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no i do find johanna’s character fascinating. she was raised by the man who sent her father to prison, raped and drove her mother to suicide, and refuses to let her out. she wants to experience the world that everyone else in the play is cynical about, except for anthony. she endures horror after horror, locked up and caged out of benevolence or another kind of revenge, punishment from the judge for the crime of not wanting him. just like her mother she is a victim of sexually charged violence. everything is about her- sweeney’s obsession, anthony’s love, the judge’s lust- and everyone thinks theyre doing right by her in their own way. sweeney almost kills her, the judge locks her up, and anthony? he’s foolish. he doesn’t know how to keep his mouth shut. she’s the one who ends up killing the man in the asylum when he cant and that is HER taking autonomy in a story that is quite essentially about her. she is never given an inch on her chains and in the end she’s the one who breaks free.
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so I'm rewatching sweeney todd again, and one thing I'm noticing that's really fascinating is the motif of the human body as a commodity. obviously, we have sweeney todd and mrs. lovett grinding people into meat pies, but it goes beyond that, too. we see the body commodified or objectified at every societal level. pirelli sells human urine as a "miracle elixir," and mistreats toby. mr. fogg's asylum not only abuses the inmates, but sells their hair to wigmakers. lucy attempts to sell her own body as a prostitute. judge turpin's status and power gives him the ability to sentence executions, as we see him do because he wants to leave the courtroom early. at the highest level of power in the play, he's also shown to be a sexual predator.
with all of this considered, the show poses an implicit question- the cannibal pie shop is obviously terrible. lovett and todd are both monsters- with lovett in particular treating everyone around her as a means to an end. but compared to the rest of society, including the most accepted institutions within it, are they really uniquely monstrous?
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put me inside flesh that is dying a ghost that wanders without rest buried by desires and weakness i understand please, don't take your love away from me aka incontrovertible proof that they are HAVING SEX, courtesy of @theriddletrades
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Johanna Barker + parallels to her parents
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2023) // This Be The Verse, Philip Larkin 📹: @theriddletrades
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sweeney: and who may it be said is your intended, sir? turpin: my ward... and pretty as a rosebud sweeney: pretty as her mother?! turpin:
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Lucy + Sweeney + "Don't I know you"
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Mrs. Lovett x Sweeney is just
"Come to bed, Mr. T, I've got something we could do there that's more fulfilling than ruminating on that judge."
"…He said he'd come before the week was out!"
"Can you come in here so I can come before the week is out?"
"…Fine."
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PRETTY WOMEN !! SILHOUETTED !! STAY WITHIN YOU !!GLANCING !!!!!! STAY FOREVER!! BREATHING LIGHTLY!! PRETTY WOMEN!! PRETTY WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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