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Are they still doing the thing where you were supposed to swim everywhere?

Gasp

The grand ambitions of NEOM, the futuristic city-building initiative launched in 2017 by Saudi Arabia’s crown prince Mohammed Bin Salman, are being dramatically tempered. On April 5, Bloomberg reported that the first phase of The Line, a 106-mile-long “linear city” stretching inland from the Red Sea’s coast, will be just 1.5 miles long by its expected completion date of 2030.

No waayyyyy

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cursed thought of the day. yahweh literally cucked el. literally. stole his wife and his believers.

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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

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idk maybe it’s corny but I think it’s kind of morbidly poetic that the Venture bros symbol/logo is a giant skull…something about a universal symbol of death representing the family that literally defines itself by how it cheats death with scientific manmade horrors beyond comprehension… it’s just so perfect to me sorry

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The biggest missed opportunity of the PHO format becoming the de-facto media board for wormfic is that it totally misses the mark for what a forum in the late 2000s early 2010s would look like due to canon Worm being a solely text medium.

You just know PHO would be a fucking eyesore of stacks of gaudy forum banners proclaiming that user's support for their local protectorate team, choppy 5 frame 80x80 pixel gifs from whatever anime survived Kyushu, ribbons declaring "This user ships villains," all stacked on top of forum signatures that are a mishmash of movie quotes, badass quotes superheroes have said*, and Scion-themed bible verses.

*mostly Alexandria or Legend. No Eidolon at all.

Those weird little dragons egg things people used to put in their forum signs that would like... hatch if enough people clicked on them? Those still happened, but it was a tinkertech virus event and ended up with sixty people being killed by computer dragons.

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"Okay, so I may have done a little oopsy-doopsy, but-" [AIR RAID SIREN STARTS IN THE DISTANCE]

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 i fucking hate cutesy aestheticized rural life being pushed as the Right Way To Live And Be Happy 

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Well, hello spring! 🌧️

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I mean, is it supposed to be set in a specific year?

Reading a book now that in the same few paragraphs mentioned Siri, google maps, and another app all at once, and I was kind of overwhelmed by how specific that is—to Apple, to right now, etc. I got bogged down in wondering if that section would be legible in 15 years, like if Siri goes away or is renamed or no one uses Apple phones.

What are your thoughts on books including specific app or brand names, which might end up dating it (like all books with “twitter” in them are now Pre 2024 books)?

Aka, would you prefer to write/read “she set her google maps to give directions” or “she put the address in her gps.”

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concept: there is no consensual exchange of labour under late capitalism

picture of worker saying “I consent!”

picture of boss saying “I consent!”

picture of Karl Marx screeching

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"Is Misty a yandere?" shortest thread in the history of YJ fandom, locked by a moderator after one word: "yes"

"Is Jackie a yandere?" most epic thread in the history of YJ fandom, locked by a moderator after 12,235 pages of heated debate,

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Jack Slash is an omega.

Have you ever considered A/B/O classifying the characters from Worm? I think it would be a great opportunity to make everybody have a worse day.

aisha is alpha and alec is omega, the rest is left as an excercise to the viewer

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Harrison Ford hating playing Han Solo made him better at playing Han Solo because Han Solo did not want to be there doing those things either.

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Simurgh

Tried Burmese kanote style on the wings. Ngl, quite proud of it. Hope I can do regular art posting again. Cheers!

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r/TinkerLivingSpace

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Ripley's gender is Rusty Venture.

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