theaviskullguy

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yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

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Twitter didn’t take the divorce well…

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i was at a coffee shop in some random town once waiting on my drink. i was the only person there until someone walked in and walked up to the register and they said something crazy like "don't fuck up my order this time, bitch" and i was sooooooo exhausted i stepped forward and i was just like [firm angry mom voice] "no. no. hey. you need to leave right now." and the barista and the customer both turned to me in abject shock and the barista started laughing and the customer looked horrified like they hadn't seen me when they came in and they said "i'm so sorry oh my god I work here. we're friends. i was just messing with them."

and i was like OH! that's a relief.

the barista was still laughing and they said "you were really about to fight for me. i love that." I said was in food service long enough that i'm always ready to fight a customer at any moment. i would have gone for blood. i would've used my teeth.

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remember kids, the moral of "Irish and Italians weren't even considered White yet!" isn't "because in those times people were so ignorant they didn't think the Irish were white". the moral is "because white is an unreal category created to justify slavery and ongoing hoarding of power and wealth". It's not that you know better about Italians. It's that the boundaries of the higher caste have changed.

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one of my friends just got a mug that connects to the internet and let's you upload pixel art and text to it remotely. he gave all of us access and

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Guys do you think she’s excited

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the joker is so fucked up for this one. OCD based death trap is crazy

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The original is 9 minutes long, here's the link if you want to watch it in full.

TWs for discussions of transphobia, fetishization of trans bodies, misogyny.

Kay's pronouns are she/her. For those who don't know: she's a former SW and has some really interesting insights into the minds and sexuality of cis straight men.

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i have a folder dedicated to "bad math memes" i made on mspaint in 2022. a friend of mine said tumblr would eat them up? but you know... i'll post one just to test the waters

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Snap, your excellency.

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that’s a good one

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Daily Princesses 013: TODAYRUNE is DELTARUNE !

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the end of ch 4 getting so many bad posts to go "not only is toriel not a perfect mom" (true, i think this is textual) "she's also a whore and an alcoholic" ok whoa hey lets chill a bit.

it's so frusturating because you'll get people who are able to pick up subtext like "Toriel is looking down the barrel of empty nest syndrome (divorced, ex moved out, child in college, other child graduating soon) and has a strained relationship with the family her family was once super close to due to some unspecified (for now) tragedy" but instead of following it to the logical conclusion of "she's lonely and isolated and not dealing with it well" will immedialely jump 99 degrees of severity to say something like "is Toriel's relationship with Susie manipulative? just asking questions" while very unsubtly hinting really unsavoury things, with a dash of interpretting random details in the worst possible light of course ("what's so funny toriel?" well, she's drunk??)

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I think a lot about how, if the glorious violent revolution happens, every kid with significant medical needs in a hospital where power gets cut will die.

You can decide you're willing to sacrifice your own life, but you don't get to tell everybody else on the planet that they're acceptable collateral damage.

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Enrichment time

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meeting up

by saucypaws https://linktr.ee/saucypaws

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We’ve had five babies born this shift (they play a lullaby over the intercom so we’re kept apprised) and one nurse was like “we are being overrun by new virgos” with what sounded like genuine disgust. I think she was joking but I prefer to think she isn’t because that’s funnier.