theawesomeswitchboy

[theawesomeswitchboy]

thinking abt that one quote that’s like “you are a language i am no longer fluent in but still remember how to read” like how soul crushing is that… what the hell

[theawesomeswitchboy]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

[theawesomeswitchboy]

I am a mosaic of everyone I have ever known and loved and touched and I find fragments of them in my playlists and how I make my tea. we may not know each other any more but we will stay connected like this. I hope a fragment of me is with you too.

[theawesomeswitchboy]

Wait! WAIT! YOU‘RE TELLING ME WE ALL FEEL LIKE THAT?!

all eldest children are obligated to leave their hometowns as early as possible lest they succumb to the various generational curses

[theawesomeswitchboy]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[theawesomeswitchboy]

Take your right wing lonerism and fcuk off.

[theawesomeswitchboy]

Passing by places I and my former best friend used to hang out at, makes me feel like I’m Cathy from Never Let Me Go.

[theawesomeswitchboy]

opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun

[theawesomeswitchboy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[theawesomeswitchboy]

twitter’s dead, have this picture of Elon he blocks people over

[theawesomeswitchboy]

Shes a little dumb when she’s horny.

[theawesomeswitchboy]

feel like it's time for a new one. every reblog removes one HP from charles.

[theawesomeswitchboy]

Hair pulling sure does make everything better huh?

Pulling a subs hair to bring them into a kiss

Your sub pulling your hair while you go down on them

Pulling your partners hair to get them to stay in place

Pulling your subs hair back to expose their neck so you can mark it up

[theawesomeswitchboy]

i wish i was better

[theawesomeswitchboy]

Far away.

As far away as the place where the land hugs the see.

As far away as the desert and the arctic.

As far away as the moon and the sun.

As far away is your number in my contacts that I don’t dare to ever call but can never delete. As far away is your voice I’m afraid to ever hear again. As far away are the memories that slowly fade into a boring grey canvas.

And so I will keep staring out into the far. Through the window towards the ocean up to the desert and the arctic. Staring up into the sky at the moon and the sun. Staring on my phone at a number I shall never call and a name I shall never say out loud.

[theawesomeswitchboy]

Cock warming and video games?

[theawesomeswitchboy]

so funny how for a brief time we managed to get perfect alignment for extensions between browsers, webextensions from chrome to firefox to safari, and then google decided "nope, we're going to enforce some new rules now, time to choose us as your only platform or put in extra work" and now you can't even publish the same extension on every chromium fork.

reminder that it's in your best interest to stop using Chrome before January 2023, or you're going to lose extension data.