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Quick starter for @brumovs

“My friend just told me a really bad pickup-line. It goes something like this “ Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more.” Don’t you think a girl would smack me?”

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“Is that a unicorn?”

@hminjae

Turning his head over his shoulder to take a glance of where the other was inquiring about a unicorn, Babylon arched a brow. Scanning the area to spot the mythical creature, there was no sight of it to be seen at all. Directing his attention back to the other, he narrowed his eyes at him. “Unicorn? I didn’t see anything. Are you sure– I swear you’re just trying to make me look like an idiot.”

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@mmintty replied to your post:Work will be done later today. Off for a nap. Drop...

nah

Sorry who are you?

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SEND ME A SENTENCE FOR MY MUSE'S REACTION.

“I saw your browser history.”

“Do you even know what you’re doing?”

“We’ve already tried this.”

“You don’t even know what you’re doing.”

“Beyonce isn’t that great.”

“How many times do I have to tell you?”

“You have five seconds…”

“I don’t even know who you are.”

“Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?”

“Is this where you live?”

“… Why are your hands down your pants?”

“Is that a lobster?”

“You’re late on child support.”

“You never go ass to mouth.”

“One ring to rule them all…”

“He doesn’t even go here!”

“Did you just take that?”

“Is that a unicorn?”

“You’re a muggle.”

“It’s your turn to do the dishes.”

“Were you going through my computer?!”

“Are you pregnant?”

“You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback.”

“Shut up.”

“I know you’re having an affair.”

“They’re dead.”

“Voldemort isn’t dead.”

“Let me see your phone.”

“I can’t believe it’s over.”

“How high are you right now?”

“I was with someone.”

“It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed.”

“Why do you think we never worked out?”

“What went wrong?”

“You’re the most ridiculous person I know.”

“Are you okay?”

“I’m having an affair.”

“Too little too late.”

“Snoop Dog just came into the diner.”

“You said we could get a puppy.”

“I need to move out.”

“You ordered a moon bounce?”

“Don’t you want me?”

“Meeting your mother changed my life.”

“Janitor’s closet NOW.”

“Is that for sale?”

“Do you want to get a drink sometime?”

“Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach.”

“He has a knife!”

“I was on an episode of Cops once.”

“Are you a hoarder?”

“We’re alone out here, you know?”

“I killed her.”

“I need to go.”

“Why did you invite me to your wedding?”

“You always do this!”

“You’re the master of excuses.”

“Did you hire a stripper?”

“I just got out of jail.”

“It was you all along?”

“I know you don’t want to be with me anymore.”

“Were you ever happy?”

“You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning.”

“There’s plenty of fish in the sea.”

“This is it.”

“I can’t believe it’s you.”

“We’re getting evicted.”

“I know who you are.”

“I wrote you a letter… Every single day.”

“They’re going to kill me.”

“You had sex with a serial killer.”

“Are you drunk?”

“I didn’t love you anyways.”

“That was the worst day ever.”

“That was the best day ever.”

“Is this your first date?”

“I’ve never been kissed before.”

“You’re famous!”

“I can’t see you anymore.”

“What’re you here for?”

“It’s always been you.”

“If this were a movie…”

“Are you high?”

“Stick a sock in it.”

“You’re better off without me.’

“I’m better off without you.”

“You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song.”

“What do you want?”

“Fuck it.”

“That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard.”

“Who ARE you anymore?”

“Can I get a refill?”

“Well you don’t see that everyday.”

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Question of the day: Why don’t your lips touch when you say the word touch?

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“Let’s stop for today, this is enough for today.”

[ VIXX STARTERS FOR @hakveon ]

It was only about two flight of stairs they had just sprinted up and just as he was about to take off for another flight, he heard the younger’s words. Discontinuing his tracks, he raised a brow at the other whilst narrowing his eyes. “Hakyeon.. it was just two flight of stairs.. and you already want to stop? Are you out of shape again..? Oh man.. what am I going to do with you?”

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Starter calls

Thank you to those who helped me with my ad. Like this for a quick starter. Feel free to drop your aims here if you want.

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VIXX Starters

“You make me feel alive.”

“None of my pick-up lines work for you.”

“I need therapy.”

“I’m only talking about you.”

“Have you ever broken up with someone on a sunny and dazzling day? – It’s even worse than rainy days.”

“Day by day, it’s just a repetition.” 

“Don’t even get away from me for a second.”

“I’ll show you my secret power like a star.”

“Without moving a muscle, I’m chained up.”

“From now on watch closely what I’m about to do.” 

“You’re my prison and my paradise.”

“Love in the end is a lie to just one person.“

“I wasn’t like this but I keep getting greedy.”

“There’s no way I said those words.“

“I feel so relieved now. Please don’t worry about me.”

“Is this real or is this a dream?”

“Let’s stop for today, this is enough for today.”

“I want to know you more.”

“You still don’t know me, stupid.”

“What to do, my god, even one minute seems long.”

“Where are you going and where are you hiding so quickly?“

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Listen up, boys & girls!

REBLOG, LIKE, & FOLLOW.  >> THEBAELON

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Do we learn to read to receive the lies. To deceive the eyes from seeing between the lines?

Tablo (Lesson One)

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슬리피 (SLEEPY) - 바디로션 (Body Lotion) (Feat. Bang Yongguk) (Prod. Giriboy)

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Babylon (바빌론) ft. Penomeco - Real Talk