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You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.
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someone could literally marry me and i would still wonder if they secretly found me annoying
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She wants to dance like uma thurman
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the other day at work, i asked a woman her name– like i do for everyone, because we have to write it on the cup–and she goes “we come in here all the time. you should really know our names by now” as if i don’t serve hundreds of people a day or as though a nondescript middle aged white woman made such an impact upon me that i’d remember her. i was feeling pretty impatient and irritable though, so i covered my name tag with my hand and asked her my name and she didn’t know it and at least had the decency to change demeanor from haughty and superior to sort of quietly embarrassed and i’m fairly sure that’s the only thing i’ve ever done at work that matters to me. 
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A Sudden Duet! 🎶 by Thomas Sanders
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Priest: Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded gal pal?
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honestly do u ever get to a point with a friend where u just realize “holy shit I don’t actually like you, like, at all”
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Rapunzel’s crown, prints etc
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Waiting for you is like waiting for rain in a drought – useless and disappointing.
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THIS IS NOT UNKNOWN THIS IS HILARY DUFF SPEAKING TO CHAD MICHAEL MURRAY IN A CINDERELLA STORY DO NOT DISHONOR THIS MOVIE THANK YOU
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My favorite mode of transportation is tap dancing.
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i hope you always have enough money to pay your rent on time, to buy your favorite groceries, and to invest in your art.
I receive that blessing & send it to everyone that follows me
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How Come I’m Body Positive But Only When It Comes to Others? An Autobiography by Me, a Girl Who’s Internalized Western Beauty Standards and Misogyny So Much So That She’s Been Conditioned to Perpetually Hate Herself Even Though She Has Unlearned This Hatred In Terms of Other Women’s Bodies and Choices
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Aaron Tveit presenting with Stephanie J Block at the Broadway.com Audience Choice Awards [video]
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