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hey ferrari your horses aren’t looking too good

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Lifesaving Appeal

My children are collapsing before my eyes from severe hunger. Their milk has run out for several days now, and they urgently need therapeutic milk that could save them from a slow, painful death.

The donations we receive barely cover the cost of bread, and time is running out!

Please, do not ignore this plea milk is their lifeline right now.

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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

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u know ur fucked if a ship has a white/black or red/blue color scheme. doomed from the mf start.

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its like. i was drinking coffee at a shitty diner and you saw me. its been years and all i ever did was try to be nobody but you recognized me. you look older than i remember but i recognized you too. youve spent seven years blaming yourself for the fact that i died and ive spent seven years wishing i'd died enough to stop thinking about you. you saw me and you remembered me fondly enough to want to hug me even though you would never touch me again if you knew, but i was sitting down so you waited until i was standing. you missed me enough to wait. i missed you too.

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triptych

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dont let nikki know ortega keeps that photo in his wallet

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I believe this whole heartedly with my full chest

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I got this while scrolling on instagram to try to convince me to join threads and I—

We did it. We finally saved her.

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the way being a taylor swift fan has kind of become metabolized as this inherent trait of womanhood is very bizarre

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french people will really be like “our société? culturally catholique? mais non, this country is laïque there is no public religion to be found here!” and then 5 minutes later say “oh we do not work tomorrow because it is *checks french fonction publique calendrier* the feast of the assumption of the holy virgin mary so every public building in the whole entire country is closed :)”

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I appreciate The Empire Strikes Back for being the only time I can think of when a character just shot their enemy as soon as they saw them without pausing or having a dramatic moment beforehand.

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changing your mind about stuff over time is embarrassingggg but especially when it happens in relatively short time and then u have to be like oh yeah that thing i said 4 months ago? i don’t believe any of that anymore. yeah i know i sounded really confident at the time my bad.

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There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:

A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.

A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.