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[oc] type-A

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i love harpy-esque designs ... 🌜🕊️

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dont mess with me buddy alright i just took my multivitamin

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running around in the woods at night is good for the soul

but there is bugs. watch out

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currently obsessed with british murder mystery tv shows where all the murders happen in the same town in every episode and everyone's just like oh yep there goes another one, just another day in shirefordtonstead

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new states just dropped and white supremacist sharks live there

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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

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dungeon meshi

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by Anders Zorn, 1917

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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as is tradition I would like to wish a happy pride month specifically to this Indian guy I used to work with who came SPRINTING to find me when there was some buzz in India about gay marriage being legalized (this was in like 2018ish, it's sadly ended up not panning out) to ECSTATICALLY say "you know what this means??? it means men better start acting better, or their wives are going to leave them for women!!!" he was so excited for all of these hypothetical women who were about to finally leave their loser husbands and lez out. that's a true ally, I hope he's thriving wherever he is.

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worlds most beautiful sentence was born recently

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grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

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Being a Catholic priest is a form of kink roleplay. I think. 

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They never bring up bisexual boy with lame ass straight girlfriend. what about her

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