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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.
#i will be saying whatever silly ass phrase enters my thoughts and if it amuses spectators then thats a bonus#words are my medium and saying stupid bullshit is my artform
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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together
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Block and move on folks, block and move on. Do not engage do not dunk on.
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being gay in the early 2010s was crazy people would walk up to you and say "did you know neil patrick harris is gay" and that would be the whole sentence
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i don鈥檛 know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country鈥檚 government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country鈥檚 civilians and i don鈥檛 know why that鈥檚 a controversial take tbh
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Another non-human packer argument has hit the queer teenagers discourse
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the verticals vs the horizontals is tomorrow
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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen
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