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thinking abt that time in one of my art classes when the prof put up a silhouette of L from death note and said “this is not an effective design bc you can’t tell who this character is from this shape” 

and everyone in the class went like “yes we can that’s L from death note”

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garfield caused a controversy a decade ago by publishing this on veterans day

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

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when a mommy and daddy love eachother vrry much a stork will show up and they will have an inter-species 3 way and its very horrible how your father pounds the cloaca, but if thats what god wants, who am i to argue?

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I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

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The kindergarten-ification of society

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My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

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after careful consideration, i decided that meow meow meow meow meow

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call him bubonic the way he plagues me