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Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

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Poob found with ties to ISIS

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(responding to getting flirted with) heh well, youre pretty sexy yaself baby, (lowers sunglasses to reveal my wicked eyes) im not feeling well, i might die soon

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an early twenties girl asked if she could vape in my car and i said no and she was like 'wow.. thank you for communicating and being honest...'

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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thinking about that time I told racist white people to stop doing microagressions towards black people and some dipshit cracker got so mad at me they started cry-typing about how if black people were nicer to white people they wouldn't be racist. and then that person said the same thing to me when they block evaded.

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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

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Im a nonthreatening feminist boy, come talk to me on Skype! talk to me on skype about your problems as a woman i sympathize i’m taking womens studies. I took women’s studies I know what ‘systematic’ means. Man I’m so horny today. Sorry. I’m sorry. I feel so bad. I just came out and said it. Inappropriate. What do you like to do when you’re horny? One feminist to another. Just normal feminist over here. What do you think of this unlabelled image of my cock? I sent it to you titled “image.PNG”. Are you surprised by its girth? I apologize. How rude of me. I’m so sorry. I really need to get better at this I’m sorry. I’m learning so much. All humans must go through growth and I know that better than anyone, I mean I’m in a women’s studies class right now. Liveblogging my women’s studies class.

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free patch templates 4 you - send me pics of u wearing em <3

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What age were you when you had total access to the internet *on the computer?* (no time/usage limits, no parental controls, easy access to stable internet, etc)

- 10 or younger

- 11-12

- 13-14

- 15-16

- 17-18

- 18+

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you’re 23 and you learn rosemary kennedy was lobotomized at 23 and you’re like my god she was barely an adult. then you’re 27 and you’re like holy hell amy winehouse was just starting her life. and then, presumably, you reach 36 and you’re like christ alive marilyn monroe was only 36. and so on and so forth

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Goth spelling mistake call that a typo negative