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[thebestsonofsparda]

Knowing Nero helped makes this much less worrying.

I do hope you raise the child better than we were.

I forgot to tell ya @thebestsonofsparda, but you have a nephew now

[thebestsonofsparda]

Dante I don't trust you with a pot of water let alone a child.

Do you even have the facilities for one?

I forgot to tell ya @thebestsonofsparda, but you have a nephew now

[thebestsonofsparda]

WHAT!?

I thought you said you had horrible luck with women.

I forgot to tell ya @thebestsonofsparda, but you have a nephew now

[thebestsonofsparda]

Very well, just don't get it everywhere.

Did @thebestsonofsparda die? I swear Ivesent multiple asks and I'm pretty sure he's injured or he got the nero treatment by someone

The nero treatment is totally not the cut off arm thing hehe

He's alive

[thebestsonofsparda]

Well for those that don't know, I sometimes venture back into hell, I find it calming.

Did @thebestsonofsparda die? I swear Ivesent multiple asks and I'm pretty sure he's injured or he got the nero treatment by someone

The nero treatment is totally not the cut off arm thing hehe

He's alive

[thebestsonofsparda]

Is it really so hard to think I may disappear sometimes?

Did @thebestsonofsparda die? I swear Ivesent multiple asks and I'm pretty sure he's injured or he got the nero treatment by someone

The nero treatment is totally not the cut off arm thing hehe

He's alive

[thebestsonofsparda]

🪬

The 🪬 devil anon appears, on Vergil’s porch

“Oh boy, i hope he’s here. Im a big fan.”

Who are you. what do you want.

[thebestsonofsparda]

Vergil when's the last time you had tea

This morning.

[thebestsonofsparda]

you're alive! you were gone for like a week, we got worried, man!

I'd tackle you into a hug if only you were comfortable with such, but alas, i know you aren't and will respect your boundaries.

have a good cheese today, kay?

I will. Thank you.

[thebestsonofsparda]

[they tackle him....or try to...they're only the height of his shins....so they just grip on tight to his leg, sobbing]

YOUWEREGONEFORLIKEFOREVERITHOUGHTYOUWEREDEADANDYOULEFTMEALLALONEWITHYOURANNOYINGBROTHERNEVERDOTHATAGAINHESMELLSLIKEALCHOHOLANDSOOOOOOOOOOCKS!

(Translation: you were gone for like forever and i thought you were dead and left me all alone with your annoying brother never do that again he's annoying and smells like socks)

-🍬

hmmm. He does....

And Business called. Had to tear down another upstart trying to take over the human world.

[thebestsonofsparda]

vergil are you aight

I am fine. Why do you ask?

[thebestsonofsparda]

Vergil, the calm, the cool, the collected,

any good cheese lately?

Had some Munster earlier. Very nice.

[thebestsonofsparda]

Opinion on potatoes?

Also what's the best pizza topping? We already know what makes dante not eat pizza but is there any more?

The potato is a very versatile food. And I respect its hardiness.

I prefer olives on mine.

[thebestsonofsparda]

Hmm. We might make a cook out of you yet.

I made a test batch of cookies, and they were delicious!

@thebestsonofsparda @thebluerose what do you guuys think?!

[thebestsonofsparda]

YOU'RE BACK!

[The tiny Anon hugs onto the Sparda twin's boot tightly]

I was so worried not like I care that much I totally don't you're a grown demon human hybrid man you don't need a useless human like me to worry you were totally fine no doubt i shouldnt be worried but you worried me so much you were gone for days never do that again!

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p.s: I TOTALY DON'T CARE SO TOTALLY DON'T THINK THAT!

Hmm.

My apologies for causing worry.

[thebestsonofsparda]

Vergil, I have one word for you.

Jackpot.

*Disappears into a smoke cloud*

....Damnit.

[thebestsonofsparda]

yay, understoods!

only one :3

big rock Myrr, people made of sparkly

pretty rock people.

Cheese Cheese from Myrr!

So she is from a dwarf planet called myrr. The inhabitants are bright and shiny. I see.