thebigbossofhellhimself

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*Points at you*

Duck. Twink.

I'm not a twink...

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Taking. Break from running hell to respond to some long overdue asks. Not sure how long I'll be available.

((ooc: my brain has hyperfixated other places recently and I just remembered this Tumblr exists... ))

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Duck twink

I'm not sure how to take that...

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As if I would ever have feelings for those sinners. I have standards.

been thinking about them lately

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Important business

I know I've been a way a while on important business (not just a lack of motivation cough cough) but I am going to try to get caught up on my inbox and then I will respond to anything new.

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I'll be honest I don't know whether to be flattered or appalled.

Who I would sleep with in A/V² (if given the opportunity and consent):

Voxxie, Lucifer, Vendetta, Jessie, and Vibrato

@flatfuckfridays @thebigbossofhellhimself @call-me-vendetta @jessica-rabbit-music @justasmalltownshrimp

Who I wouldn't sleep with:

Velvette, I respect her too much.

@red-velvette-swirl

Alastor, I'm not that stupid.

@cannibals-and-radio

Tobias, he's got a hot piece and I'm not a homewrecker.

@mc-tooley-tobias-toby

Oracle, beautiful woman but I respect her too much.

@porcelain-oracle

Rosie, again I respect her too much. Plus, her teeth terrify me.

@auntie-rosie1920

Jennie, she's a bitch also I'm not a homewrecker.

@jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch

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Doesn’t Lilith want to destroy Charlie’s dream as well as the hotel?

Honestly I don't know what Lilith wants in terms of the hotel. I hope she still supports Charlie's dreams.

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since someone brought her up what was lilith like for being emotional? You always seem to wear your heart on your sleeve but was she the same? I cant see lilith getting angry or lossing her cool for just about anything baring something happening to her baby girl of course

She was pretty... reserved. Hard to read at the best of times, really.

It made things difficult, I could never tell if she was happy, angry, or just ambivalent about most of what I did.

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It's what he deserves. [[@moth-pimp-val]]

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You have to choose between getting rid of Alastor and getting rid of Vox, who do you obliterate into nothingness?

Hmm, that's a tough choice.

Alastor gets on my nerves way more then that Vox guy but Charlie likes him so I can't really get rid of him. Though last I heard Vox was adopting a hoard of children so I'm not sure I can obliterate him either.

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Why are you so damn hot? I mean, someone being that attractive should be illegal.

Pride has always been more of my sin than Vanity but thank you. As for why, I don't know.

Maybe it's my punishment for introducing sin to humanity.

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*i lightly squish you*

I don't know whether to like it or hate it.

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My dearest king, how are you doing this fine (insert timezone)? I hope hell is treating you well. How are your ducks? I would love to see one sometime. :) Well, I must write goodbye. The microwave is calling me.

With love always,

One of your loyal subjects.

Oh I am doing well. Hell is as horrible as ever but I've been spending more time with Charlie, so that is good.

I also found this little plastic rubber duck that's about the size of a finger tip and he sits on my desk and keeps me company.

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From one anxious depressive mf to another, I'd just like to say you're doing great, and to take everyday one step at a time!

I don't know what you mean by that. I'm doing perfectly well.

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Lilith never had as much appreciation for my creations as Charlie, I think. At the very least she wasn't overly fond of rollercoasters.

so im curious was LuLu World just something you came up with to fit your excitable nature and had it before charlie or did you make it specfically for charlie like was it the equivalent of a giant play area for your daughter when she was growing up just so you can one up parents who get there kids swing sets and say you got your daughter a whole damn amusement park

Well I guess you could say I built it for Charlie. She was really too young at the time but I wanted to have a place to go with her that was fun, instead of depressing like most of Hell. I think somehow the ideas got leaked into the mortal world, as I've heard Sinners mention similar constructions outside of Hell.

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hey, you dropped this, king 👑

Why thank you.

I usually prefer my crowns a little more understated but I'll take it.

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so im curious was LuLu World just something you came up with to fit your excitable nature and had it before charlie or did you make it specfically for charlie like was it the equivalent of a giant play area for your daughter when she was growing up just so you can one up parents who get there kids swing sets and say you got your daughter a whole damn amusement park

Well I guess you could say I built it for Charlie. She was really too young at the time but I wanted to have a place to go with her that was fun, instead of depressing like most of Hell. I think somehow the ideas got leaked into the mortal world, as I've heard Sinners mention similar constructions outside of Hell.