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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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lets be roly-poly with mama

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let's tussle with mama

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🚨🚨🚨🚨

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This energy though

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@hollowfigure

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I can't find the original post anymore so im bringing this back in 2025

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let’s be effervescent with mama

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You'll have a sandwich

By Rémich

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always remember the Final Girl Code:

- do it alone

- do it scared

- do it with a knife in your hand if you have to

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greta thunberg, liam cunningham, rima hassan, and everyone else on that ship, thank you, and i hope you succeed. i really hope you succeed. you know what you are risking, and i wish for you to come back safely, having done what you set out to do.

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This is so fucking funny

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Salamander Brooch

late 16th century-early 17th century

Museum of London