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"Oh no," he says, almost sarcastically. "What a pity."

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just finished a book and now i have to leave bed :(

you?

HEY HEY

here there darling

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look i spend 99% of the book disagreeing with richard but he was right about one thing. why wont they just get jobs????

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HEY HEY

here there darling

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im screenshotting this and sending it to your wife

‘Henry Winter is so hot’ bro is literally just autistic ladies calm down

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okay as niche as this sounds you remind me of gwen from the black phone

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ೃ❀࿔ which fictional character does the person you reblogged this from remind you of?

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THANK YOU @siriuslyobsessedwithfiction

‘Henry Winter is so hot’ bro is literally just autistic ladies calm down

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it's two am and i just finished the secret history and i can say with confidence that that was one of the best books ive ever read

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happy pride month to richard im straight but ‘mAtTeRs PrOgReSsEd’ papen

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‘Henry Winter is so hot’ bro is literally just autistic ladies calm down

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another day i wake up and think thank god im cute because it's the only reason i get away with half the shit i do

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Every 21st century piece of writing advice: Make us CARE about the character from page 1! Make us empathize with them! Make them interesting and different but still relatable and likable!

Every piece of classic literature: Hi. It's me. The bland everyman whose only purpose is to tell you this story. I have no actual personality. Here's the story of the time I encountered the worst people I ever met in my life. But first, ten pages of description about the place in which I met them.

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Richard calling Henry a hundred times and he just never responds but picks up immediately the second he thought it was Camilla sends me.

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Come right on me , 😜😜 I mean camaraderie 😳 said you're not in my time zone , 🚫 but you wanna be ✅️ where art thou ? 🤷‍♀️ Why not uponeth me ??? ☹️☹️ see it in my mind , 👀 let's fulfill the prophecy 🛌👫

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Supernatural | 1933 | dir. Victor Halperin