thebisexual-disaster
thebisexual-disaster
where's my stripper pole to hell?
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thebisexual-disaster · 3 minutes ago
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This Pride, don’t forget about us
ID: “This Pride remember to respect all trans people : Trans women who don’t shave with a drawing of a woman whit a yellow and pink beard, trans men who don’t bind, masculine trans women and feminine trans men with a drawing of a trans woman with short pink hair wearing a yellow baseball T-shirt holding hands with a trans man with a yellow crop top and short curly blue hair, fat trans people with the drawing of a fat trans woman with short white hair, dark skin and a pink cropped top, disabled trans people with a drawing of a wheelchair and a walking cane in the color of the trans flag, neurodivergent trans people with the symbol of the autistic community, trans people who are sex worker with a drawing of blue bra and pink underwear, poor trans people who can’t afford transition, trans people who aren’t out yet with a drawing of a closed door, trans people who don’t plan on transitioning, black trans people with a black fist holding a trans flag, and any trans people who isn’t white with multiple hands of different skin tones, muslim trans people with a drawing of someone wearing a hijab in the color of the trans flag, jewish trans people with a drawing of someone wearing a white shirt and a kippah in the color of the trans flag, non binary people even those who don’t identify as trans with the non binary flag, those whose identity you might not understand with the genderfluid flag, the agender flag, the demi gender flag and the genderqueer flag, trans people who don’t pass and don’t want to with a drawing of a trans woman with a beard and dark skin raising her fist, every pronouns with dialog box in which are different sets of pronouns, trans people of every identity with the gay flag, the lesbian flag, the ace flag, the bi flag, the pan flag and the aro flag, every trans person is beautiful and deserving of so much love so don’t forget the T.” End ID
P.S. : can someone tell me if I did the image description right cuz I have no idea
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thebisexual-disaster · 4 minutes ago
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well, at least i have strong values and principles (bisexuality)
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thebisexual-disaster · 44 minutes ago
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happy pride
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thebisexual-disaster · 10 hours ago
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WHO tf keeping pads with no wings in production?? Put it in your draws and by the time you walk out the bathroom it’s down the street buying scratch offs at the corner store. Like girl
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thebisexual-disaster · 10 hours ago
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Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1
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thebisexual-disaster · 10 hours ago
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Stiles: He makes a compelling point.
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thebisexual-disaster · 10 hours ago
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thebisexual-disaster · 10 hours ago
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It's end of May, yall know what that means
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thebisexual-disaster · 10 hours ago
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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thebisexual-disaster · 10 hours ago
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have a month
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thebisexual-disaster · 13 hours ago
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I love the very idea of the paris catacombs like. yeah sure the real-life city of paris has a straight-up megadungeon sprawling under it. Why not.
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thebisexual-disaster · 13 hours ago
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was thinking about how the initial appeal of sterek was like big bad older boy x awkward virgin nerd teen, but then you actually watch the show and it’s like. okay. they’re both fucking insufferable. derek has emotional fortresses taller than the great wall of fucking china and stiles is a rabid raccoon who knows too much and never shuts the hell up. they DESERVE each other. stiles isn’t a virgin because he’s awkward or quirky he’s a virgin because he’s alienated every potential romantic partner by being a complete MENACE. biggest dickhead in a tri-state radius. he’d look derek dead in the eyes and say, “what’s your damage, bro? did the fire crawl up your ass and light your soul on fire too” and derek would just breathe heavy and then BAM, they’re fucking against the nearest emotionally symbolic wall. and derek is like the humble millionaire who penny-pinches for no goddamn reason because that train depot??? definitely a fucking choice. he’s got sad shelter pittie eyes, undiagnosed autism, and a dusty trauma lair of a personality. He absolutely uses bacon grease in place of lube and Stiles threatens to breakup with him over it and hoards trauma AND COUPON. and he’d 100% shove stiles into a wall and growl, “were you always this much of a brat or did your mom dying kick it in?” and then they’d have the most vile angry sex known to man. And then someone leaves the hell hole that is beacon hills. and SOMEONE else absolutely gets caught trying to fuck the jeep’s exhaust pipe out of grief. beacon hills should be nuked.
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thebisexual-disaster · 17 hours ago
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reporter: It appears that there is disagreement and pushback from captain america; how do you plan to take on sam wilson?
bucky: raw. next question.
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thebisexual-disaster · 17 hours ago
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Now consider: a man in a dress. Not in drag or all dressed up or anything. No accessories, no makeup or styling, just wearing the dress, some ratty boxers and muddy sneakers. No socks or stockings, hairy legs in the open air, just raw dogging those nasty shoes. Hair mildly damp. Visibly sleep-deprived. Bruises on shoulders, elbows and knees, left palm bleeding. Sitting on a curb on the street, shivering, looking wretched, and absolutely miserable.
I forgot where I was going with this.
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thebisexual-disaster · 17 hours ago
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maladaptive daydreamers disconnecting from earth as soon as they found a new celebrity crush
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thebisexual-disaster · 17 hours ago
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saw a post that said "guy (gender neutral)" and my brain immediately went like hmmm what would a gender neutral version of guy/gal be, maybe I can combine the two words and make something silly looking, so I opened up my notes app and wrote down the word "gay" and stared at it for a solid 10 seconds before remembering that's already a word
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thebisexual-disaster · 17 hours ago
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I hate the sound of babies crying, but I can't hate a baby. They've been here for like five minutes and approach this situation with an unhesitant attitude of "my needs are unmet and I am going to make it everybody's problem", and I respect that.
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