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Finally getting some representation on this hellsite

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If I put my frozen chicken nuggets around the edges of my plate like a fairy circle, and put it in the microwave for an amount of time... Will the fairies transported through then be microwaved?

This thought process is so fucked up. There is something wrong with you. Do you want to come work for me in my evil wizard lair

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don’t ever call me op. you will address me by my full name

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winter wizard

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Look at this sick wizard rug

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enjoy these sick wizard graphics

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You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.

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Lovely Hands of the Navigator

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bi people have so many powers and can cast so many spells

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fuck with me

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Happy new year to all the wizards out there

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Merry Wizmas!

This is my favorite gift, obviously.

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I was playing this weird as hell game with some bog wizards where you just keep snapping wands in half or other points in the middle and then fuse them back together, so I think my wand only has like 10% of my original wand.

Something definitely lost alignment in the midst of all of that though, because when I tried summoning cashew milk for my coffee this morning it came out at a really weird angle and with a high pressure that knocked a haunted totem clear out the window and somewhere into the woods.

Im sure nothing bad will come of this.

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more silly drawings 

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I’m a gay wizard with adhd eat your heart out 🤙

this emerged in my head when I was trying to drive

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Don Maitz