The Blonde Lush of Boystown. Fifty-five years old. BioQueen.
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#for me this is the walk-in beer cooler#I call it my secret special calm down place#but it is neither special nor#secret
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are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?
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Old fashioneds and the fall of the last royal family of Russia
If you were on Drunk History, what would you drink & what topic would you discuss?
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Alia Shawkat photographed by Matthew Sprout for Interview Magazine
I’ve been single for so long that I’m scared of being in a relationship: “Well, I’m so good on my own, I don’t need anybody.” They’re like, “We could just hang out,” and I’m like, “Not for too long.” [laughs] “Let’s not get too comfortable with each other.” But it’s the same thing—letting fear dictate something. It’s about how we react to it. We can’t prevent it.
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@feedonthespectres I JUST GOT AN EMAIL YESTERDAY REMINDING ME ITS ONLY A MONTH AWAY
just saw hamilton in chicago and hamilton is so tiny burr literally picked him up off seabury’s platform and put him on the floor
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If Luke Cage is racist because it has a predominantly black cast, wouldn’t that mean all the other shows that have mostly white people are racist as well?
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my kind of sext: hey are you feeling safe and emotionally fulfilled because i am here to talk to you if you’re not due to the fact that i care about you a great deal
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