thebookshelfofalexandria
thebookshelfofalexandria
Alexandria's rambles
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 2 months ago
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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 2 months ago
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My snuggly boy
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 4 months ago
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If Tim Stoker was still alive when they figured out that you can pluck out your eyeballs to leave that absolute KING would not only do it but would do it IN FRONT OF JON just to make him feel the guilt
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 4 months ago
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I have evil furry convention plans.
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 4 months ago
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hi I forgor to share but I drew batjokes again 💃🕺
it was on display at an comic store in my city ..!! yippee !!
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 4 months ago
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House would have figured out what’s wrong with Will Graham after nearly killing him and would have been like oh yeah also your therapist has been feeding you poison chicken soup that’s why you’re getting worse, probably should check his freezer too the guys not subtle with the cannibalism. But it’s easy to miss all this when you’re getting bent over the therapy chair instead of sitting in it.
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 4 months ago
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I actually think it's bonkers that companies and businesses can just get fines for safety problems. Like, no, the first thing should be, you don't get to open tomorrow.
Insufficient safety equipment? Okay. You're closed until you get that. Insufficient training? Nope. Closed until that's done
Like what do you mean, you did an inspection or an accident happened, and you fined them money, and then they jusT… Opened again? The real loss of money would be making them stop operating until they're operating safely
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 4 months ago
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LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 5 months ago
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 5 months ago
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Come and sit by the fire. Soup will be ready soon.
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OH FUCK
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 5 months ago
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 5 months ago
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Matching disappointed pfps for you and your loved one
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 5 months ago
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House deleting the message that would let Wilson immediately move out of his apartment, staring at his sleeping body in silence while the soundtrack is playing "love will make you do wrong" is actually insane, the lost craft of queerbaiting
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 5 months ago
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I think house would trick Wilson into marrying him and I'm honestly shocked he never did. Maybe it was an unreleased episode idk.
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 5 months ago
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I'm tired of the shy innocent Wilson in the Hilson dynamic. Y'all are always making House the perv. NAH. Make James Evan Wilson the perv, make him so atrociously down bad he embarrasses himself in front of House. I wanna see this gross, pathetic man begging on his hands and knees for some piece of House like an animal in heat.
Do y'all hear me. Am I preaching.
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 5 months ago
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truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest
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thebookshelfofalexandria · 5 months ago
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Hilson is canon in the Italian dub
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