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Taking steps toward doing more. Big things happening. (at New York, New York)
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When the original winner was Kevin Spacey but you get the Emmy by changing the results:

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me: “that Pokemon looks cool” Some buttman: “sure, but it’s attack stat is shit and not to mention it’s ability makes it worthless. It’s move pool is so shallow, it can’t even learn good tms. Not to mention that it’s 4x weak to fire.” Me: “he go swoosh swoosh and its cute”
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Silent Hill GO:
You’re looking for someone. Maybe they’re dead. Maybe you’re dead. Your wife sent you a message but you’re pretty sure she’s dead. Sometimes there’s monsters. Sometimes there’s nobody around. There was Norman Reedus for a while but he’s gone now.
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Finn “Mister Shit on your fave then Steal your Grandma” Balor.
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my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he’s talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, “i’m so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave.” and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, “victoria, i’m afraid you’re being too loud, and i’m going to have to ask you to leave.”
and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.
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