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@thebreadtree feel threatened

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the champion

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tshirt that says THIS IS ONLY PARTIALLY A SEX THING

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i see the transition from mmorpg to dating sim is going well

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

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Bard casts vicious mockery: “Hag-shouldered scum-vestige!”

Graphic designer casts vicious mockery:

[Another 100% fake cover to go along with the first one. Note, no burn intended on Withers here! He’s currently the most sought-after party planner in Faerun.]

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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First aid training is actually very serious and I get what this bullet point is saying about hypothermia but this legit fucking took me out:

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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sapphics will see a blonde and a brunette standing next to each other and be like 'is anyone going to ship this?' and not wait for an answer

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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1

The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.

So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.

So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.

Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.

And the probe is working again.

From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.

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I didn't pay attention to my tablet for 1 minute and suddenly my entire drawing is messed up.

I must have somehow leaned on it in a weird way and clicked some stuff because suddenly, lines disappeared, lines I thought I did first, therefore, shouldn't be able to disappear before all the other lines I did later but when I zoomed out after some time of redrawing the lines I realized the entire drawing was flipped (a function I hadn't even known of) but luckily I was able to fix everything and can now continue like nothing happened but I really should try to get less distracted by other stuff haha