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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
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tumblr automatically changing - > into -> is so good. honestly the best thing about this website. makes me disappointed and angry whenever i type it outside of tumblr and it remains the ugly caricature of itself instead. -> beloved
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so real talk where is the flushed away zukka au
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we could call it even?? 🥺🙏🏽👉👈 you could call me babe for the weekend? 🤭🤫
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you don’t need dick you need to go to a therapist
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at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing
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hi (with the intention of)
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{Words by Anaïs Nin, from The Diary Of Anais Nin, Vol. 4 (1944-1947) / Cynthia Cruz }
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woah dude….. your hurt sound is vaguely sexual….. im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered
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that scene in tlo where thalia tells percy he can't start feeling sorry for luke bc luke made his choices. and thalia reveals that the reason they couldn't make it to camp in time for all of them to make it to camp was bc luke kept picking fights. and annabeth never saw this as wrong bc luke was her hero. so thalia had to pick up the pieces. and percy thinking both that luke was put in a cruel position and that luke was putting others in a cruel position. and percy is the only character who understood both sides of luke bc annabeth sees only the best of him and thalia sees only the worst. and that's why percy is the prophecy kid and the one who gives luke the knife. bc annabeth had spent the entire series essentially giving luke the knife when he didn't deserve it. and thalia was never going to give luke the knife. but percy is the only one who can see exactly when luke deserves the knife.
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Jesse. Jesse meth isn't the only thing we're cooking. Because today's video was sponsored by Hello Fresh.
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more girl rivalries in fiction should end in them having sex with eachother
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“pillow princesses don’t do anything in bed”
Uhhhh let me stop you right there - I’m literally pretty??? I’m literally being pretty in bed? 🙄
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“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work
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I don't have a dream job. I want to be a fairy and sleep in a tulip
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edging my vampire boyfriend by not giving him permission to come inside
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