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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Absolutely amazing how AO3 is a part of the internet that doesn't sneak in any ads and doesn't have an algorithm and doesn't watch you or record how much time you spend looking at each fic or whatever. It's just right there to use for free. Legend

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so kpop demon hunters….

sorry if there are inaccuracies i struggled to find good refs of everything and kinda fudged it in the end 🥴

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Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

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Current mood

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So you know this episode of Gravity Falls?

I am only just now, JUST NOW, realising that taking photos in this was was very silly. Dipper has access to modern cameras but he chose an old timey method that required him to set up a developing room in the shack. He had to buy all the equipment and chemicals and stuff. This must have been so much more expensive. And it's obvious to me NOW that that's the joke, but only just now. This came out YEARS ago and I've just never questioned it. "Oh of course Dipper would now need to develop the photos," my mind said, "that's the next logical step in this plan." I think I might be stupid.

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god cursed me into seeing this image so im making it everyone elses problem

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Imagine if they find Luigi innocent and he has to go through the rest of his life as That Guy Who Got Turbodoxxed That One Time Because Everyone Thought He Was An Assassin.

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drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

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Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."

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11. I am so good at this game

^my personal mantra

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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It may be jumping the gun a little bit since the poll's not yet finished, but considering we've got 1000 votes on it with clear preference for a new tag and a clear preference for which one, I'm going to start tagging my non-xover stuff with #dponly in addition to #danny phantom. I've already gone through and adjusted many of my posts over the years I've been here, as well, just to get some stuff in there and defeat the empty page problem

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@strawberrycamel's other poll has got me wondering:

If you've got other options, let's hear 'em!

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sometimes dick gets nightmares when bruce isn’t around. alfred’s sense of propriety vs dick’s big ol’ puppy dog eyes <- a battle for the ages.

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Robin broke the kiss, releasing his hold on Kon’s sleep shirt, letting him fall back down to the bed. His hands went to his utility belt, scrambling to grab a little clear bottle out of one of the pouches. Kon’s heart started to race.

“Is- is that…?”

Robin looked up in confusion, then jerked. “Oh! Oh, my god. It's an adhesive dissolver! For my mask!”

“Right. Of course.” Kon covered his face in mortification. Jesus, Kon. Get your mind out of the damn gutter.

Wait.

“Wait.” He tore his hands away. “For your mask.”

Robin smiled, tipping the bottle and getting a few drops on his fingers. His hand went up, then he hesitated for a moment.

“Do you think you could… close your eyes? Until I tell you I’m ready? I don’t really want your first time seeing me to be watching me rub adhesive off my face,” Robin joked with a nervous laugh.

“Of course,” Kon said, shutting his eyes immediately. He was practically trembling with anticipation. He still could not believe this was about to happen. He was about to see Robin without the mask.

Not even to mention the fact that Robin was on top of him. In his bed.

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Excerpt from my fic 🖤

Tim pulling out a bottle of adhesive dissolver, ready to reveal his identity, and Kon (understandably, given their position) thinking it's lube will never not be funny to me.

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I was rewatching “agent T (for teen)” and when Stacy presses the button to let Perry out of the death trap he starts jumping around beating people up and they just cut to Doof with sparkles in his eyes and he just says “Wow” while staring at Perry!!! Like WHAT!! That man is down baaaaad