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Crow: I am stealth. I move like night. I steal from you and leave no trace. Was I even here? Who can tell....

Me: Look, I...I love you, you know that, but I opened the window, I put the food out, I made direct eye contact with you, I whistled the whistle that we both know means Grub's Up, and then I stepped back so you wouldn't pretend to be spooked. Also you sound like a herd of elephants landing on that pipe. Also you shouted at the magpies who were, and I cannot stress this enough, up until then not even aware of the food. You are as subtle as a tank. I love you. Now eat your chicken fat before the magpies muscle in.

Crow:....I am the Night.

Me: It's 3:00 in the afternoon.

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August Strindberg - The Town (1903)

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Me: I have agreed to meet my friend tomorrow at a mutually central station at 16:30.

My Brain: Check.

Me: I've done the journey in 20 minutes before but you never know, if I miss one train it's 5-6 minutes wait, plus switching platforms, so l reckon give it half an hour?

My Brain: Check.

Me: So I should really leave the house at.....

My Brain: Yesterday. 2:00pm.

Me: I....I don't think that's....

My Brain: 11:00pm. Now. Thursday at 6:00. You should definitely leave by 10:30 that morning.

Me: ...that doesn't sound right but I don't have enough time-awareness to dispute it.

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Apropos of nothing much: yes, I stood in here and sang Pippin's Walking Song to test the acoustics (my friends gave a 2-part harmony go of Gaudete). Can recommend....

Fingal's Cave is a geological formation located on the uninhabited island of Staffa, in the Inner Hebrides of Scotland.

It is known for its extraordinary structure of hexagonal basalt columns, which were formed from rapidly cooled volcanic lava millions of years ago. The cave is approximately 72 meters long and is notable for its natural acoustics, giving it a cathedral-like quality.

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This is 100% how I'm going to go, not because I believe I have the right of way but because 'jaywalking' is completely not a thing here and randomly crossing the road is practically an Olympic sport…

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i’m so fucking happy for you and your northern lights no i’m being serious congratulations man that’s awesome you really (clenching my fist so hard my bones creak) deserve it

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fuck it. winter enjoyers positivity post. love it when the sun crawls into its hole for months. we've still got a few months til the bastard thing returns full time. cherish it friends.

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The phenomena which, in this house, necessitates the chanting (to the rhythm - tho not the tune - of the Conga, for some reason):

Great Big Upside Down. Cat.

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🎶🎶Summertiiime🎶🎶, and the weather is 'I just burned myself on a black metal fitting on the inside of a bus what the FUCK is this shit...'

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They're threatening frankly ridonk temperatures at the weekend again so it's time to remind myself what Ideal Weather looks like.

Golden Fields, Amber Brunsden — 2023 Oil on canvas

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I've never watched a game of football in my life and I'm not about to start now but luckily I don't need to as it's a warm evening and I've got all the windows open so I'm getting regular updates from my neighbourhood...

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Me: I am going to visit MY PARENTS because I love MY PARENTS and miss MY PARENTS and enjoying spending time with MY PARENTS.

My camera roll when I get back:

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Tag game: Lock screen, wallpaper, last song and... well, it said 'animal / something pretty', so does this thing I made for church count?

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dream sweet in sea major - Submitted by someonesomewheredown

#B7B8C4 #FAFAE1 #3A506B #1C2541 #0B132B

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Distance Song in Cold Winter - Submitted by eriandthestar

#b3ebf4 #71abe8 #6d84b5 #4d5d8c #3e4568

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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements