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I apologize in advance

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The chances of Coldplay ruining your marriage are low, but never zero.

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we found bugs in a hopeless place

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Yeah quiet quitting is great and all but have you tried chaotic working?

Like. I remember back in my grocery store cashier days I did so much crazy shit.

When WIC (Women, infants, and children voucher program to help low income mothers/families with children) people were in my line I would pretty much know who they were. Before the cards they had to tell us upfront they were WIC and show us their vouchers for what they were allowed to get (it was awful some times. Like. 2 gallons of milk. $4 worth of vegetables etc etc). They’d always have items hanging back, waiting to see what the total was and if they would have to take it off the belt.

I began to place the fruits/vegetables a certain way on the register scale so that like 1/2lbs of grapes read as like .28lbs or something. Then act shocked when I said that they still had X amount of lbs left. They got all their fruit and vegetables.

I think it started to kinda? Catch on to the women? Because I would have the same moms in my line month after month. And even after they switched to the cards (they worked like food stamp cards?) I’d still do the same thing. They were able to get more produce for whatever shitty max amount Indiana gave them.

Anyways. Be chaotic. It’s more fun that way.

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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night shift

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imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose 

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sebas “i am totally ignoring him” sendón

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redrew this old piece from 2019.

happy pride month, hope yall have a gay one

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I love this scene SO much

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ANYONE!! QUICK GIMME A REASON YOU LIKE BEING ALIVE :3

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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

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Neil Josten #10

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it's

bitch

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