my brain: goes skraaa
my heart: pap pap kakaka
my body: this meme is over cooked. crusty. throw it on the grass for the birds.
the birds: skidiki papa and a ppopdrooopooom
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no, it's coke.
mcdonalds has better coke than wendys
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there. i said it.
i want the IT clown to fuck me. i want pennywise to bite my butt cheeks off and swallow them without chewing. binch ain’t vegan you can do it. that’s right. fuck me up with that hard vore shit. let one butt cheek digest and then vomit the other one all over me. pennywise please shit on my chest. [checks ’scat fetish fiasco’ off my bucket list]
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i want the IT clown to fuck me. i want pennywise to bite my butt cheeks off and swallow them without chewing. binch ain’t vegan you can do it. that’s right. fuck me up with that hard vore shit. let one butt cheek digest and then vomit the other one all over me. pennywise please shit on my chest. [checks ’scat fetish fiasco’ off my bucket list]
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fuck you.
tea is just leaf soup.
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tea is just leaf soup.
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at night i leave the window open, light on and lie naked on my bed as the vore flies attack my body.
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Life is a highway
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i wish i were a hedgehog so i could just launch myself into a pin board and just sit and ponder.
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mosquitos are vore power tops. that's just tea.
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to all my bois in middle school: deodorant is basically a shower in a can. late for school and can’t squeeze in a shower?? boom: deodorant. fell over in dog poop when walking home? deodorant. just spray a whole fuckin can of deodorant trust me i have 20 subs on my minecraft youtube channel
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[tapes a rat to my foot] gucci fam shamalam
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*murders fred flintstone and his entire family* i'm sorry... i had to yabba dabba do it
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don't ever talk to me unless your car is covered in Monster Energy™ (purchased through stores near you) stickers and you drink at least three Monster Energy™ (now available in a brand new flavour: dried cummies) drinks a day
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i can't believe batmans dad had ess eee ecks with a bat
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