thebuttwatcher

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I have an exam in two hours and I'm sexting my boyfriend

Relieve stress you know

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Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

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Now that ToG has ended so has my life

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Uncle kitty cat 😭😭😭❤️

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Aelin Ashryver Galathynius

is the female version of your lovable “dark sarcastic asshole who has a lot of trauma cause of his past and tries to hide it by being mean and having a huge ego” but you decide to to hate her cause of that.

I hate hypocrites.

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I CAN'T WAIT FOR KINGDOM OF ASH ANY LONGER I WILL COMBUST

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someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*

Me: great, now, it’s ruined

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wanna fuck

..ing hold hands you mean? yes I’m down for it

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my parents aren’t teaching me life lessons.

#i need some adults to TEACH ME SHIT ABOUT LIFE

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Why can't I get it out of my head that Cassian and Azriel used to share women in the past

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This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

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As much as I loved tower of dawn, all I could think of was Aelin and- DAMMIT ROWAN BRING HER BACK

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Eventually, I started going to sleep tired and I started waking up tired and I wasn’t sure how that was supposed to work.

paletemptations  (via wnq-writers)

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This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

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Diana: *unbuttoning shirt* Gods it’s so hot in here.

Steve: I know that but why are you unbuttoning my shirt??