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Also, I realized that I forgot to post Valentine's Ghost

And Christmas Ghost

Seasonal Ghost reluctantly admits that spring is here

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Seasonal Ghost reluctantly admits that spring is here

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honestly i have to kinda disagree with that post thats like “being knightcore doesnt mean pro monarchy just swear ur undying loyalty to ur bff or ur crush or smth”

no. thats not what makes it sexy. either grapple with your beloved master’s role as a symbol of the state or choose to ignore it entirely and remain their loyal hound to whatever end, uncaring of the structures of power which you serve. become naught but a blade, the burden of your choices left to settle in the hand that wields you. it’s not about being besties forever it’s about OWNERSHIP and DUBIOUS MORALITY and FRANKLY QUESTIONABLE POWER DIFFERENTIALS

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when i say i cant tolerate heat i genuinely wholeheartedly mean anything above 70 degrees fahrenheit is too fucking hot

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On a normal day, do you wear four or more items of jewelry?

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A bronze ... ummm .... uhh hem hem cough excuse me ... uhhhh... ceremonial object uncovered in the tomb of Prince Liu Sheng, China, 2nd century BC

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Majolica Asparagus Plate with Lizard

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Vampire movie being popular means I have to read things like “having to be invited in comes from that old vampire movie The Lost Boys”

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i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

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the whimsical boy genius has been hanging out by the monolith outside town too much and now all his charming inventions are made out of jagged black iron and animal carcasses

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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

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>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

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during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

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all that said the guy with my car insurance company who answered the phone was so fucking funny. he had a heavy Georgia accent which endeared me to him immediately and he was sooo worried about me and apologetic that there was no one to send to my aid and I said "that's okay. if i end up missing though they're gonna interview you as the last person who heard from me. what if there's a documentary?" and he said "ooooooo, can I start drama?" I said, "well, what kind?" And he said, "I'm gonna tell them you said you saw a green flash in the sky over the field and I heard strange voices then the line went dead."

genuinely obsessed with him to this very day.

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New Orleans ❤