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oomf said my noelle sketches looked like precious moments dolls so i drew it
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reminding everyone of this right now
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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.
#um. I ate probably a dozen eggs in deviled egg form.#I cooked a bit more than a dozen (a carton designated for it + whatever we had left in the house carton).#then made them into deviled eggs for a party. Which got canceled the day after.#so then I was like. Hm I’d like some deviled eggs. And I got the tray out.#And then I don’t know what happened. I like blacked out and the eggs were gone. I ate all except like two or three my family’s already ate#and I got the worst Regular stomachache known to man.#I could’ve eaten more too. like actually if there had been more I fear I would have.
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four nights would at least be believable
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the ghost of my dead brother: it would be my turn on computer... if I wasn't aborted... me: fuck off dude you died in a car crash everyone saw it
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i love in fantasy when its like “king galamir the mighty golden eagle and his most trusted advisor who would never betray him, gruelworm bloodeye the treacherous”
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hello again fnaf fandom i come bearing lore inaccuracies
i took some (many) artistic liberties with the designs, and my fnaf plug has informed me that yall dislike the latex-face animatronics so um. sorry to the bonnieheads for fucking bro up
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the burntrap is specifically a reference to the freaky burntrap image (even tho he ended up changing completely), which is a joke for about 3 of my irls and nobody else
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sometimes I randomly remember that Mr Ratburn from Arthur is gay married to a chocolatier and a sense of calmness and prosperity washes over me like a wave
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“I asked chatGPT” well I asked my friend Tao Yang and he is standing about 10 seconds away and is going to run at you screaming
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just born yesterday. me and my dumb fuck life
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