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cooking show but the judge is just a random kid with autism related food issues. no one can figure out what criteria they use to judge "good food" from "bad food" least of all the judge themself.

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mathermatical notation explained

symbol        meaning

=                   equals

=/=                not equals

<                   left

>                   right

!                    LOUD NUMBER

~                   worm

π                  stonehenge

√                   right answer

x                   wrong answer

⋯                  soon…

∮                   what Exacrly the fuck

∝                   fish

∞                   fish with 2 heads

↯                    lightning

:⇔                 he Scream

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That wonderful home cooking! #vintage #cottagecore #supertaster #aesthetic #momcore

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An incomplete list of Palestinians killed in 2022 labeled by name, age, date and location of death.

This doesn’t even cover the last 75 years since the Nabka! It’s clear who the victims of colonization are.

Free Palestine 🇵🇸

nazzalstudio

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When I'm in charge of the planet, it will be illegal to make a job posting unless you are actively searching for a candidate.

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if i got jigsawed and woke up in some moldy room with a makeshift bear trap on my head or whatever i wouldn't even let it phase me. i'm not willing to be taught lessons i'm not paying attention to a puppet. i would close my eyes and visualize abstract forms in jewel tones until a machine tears me asunder. now we've both wasted our time and you won't be able to return anything in this room to ace hardware. what did YOU learn, old man

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daylight savings is actually truly one of the most evil things in the world. just casually forcing us to confront the fact that time is fake while torturing insomniacs, autistics and schoolchildren across the globe. when will the agony end

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Medical Aid for Palestinians

Medical Aid for Palestinians (MAP) works for the health and dignity of Palestinians living under occupation and as refugees. We provide immediate medical aid to those in great need, while also developing local capacity and skills to ensure the long-term development of the Palestinian healthcare system.

you can read more about their ongoing emergency response here

Responding to this emergency situation, Medical Aid for Palestinians (MAP)’s team on the ground in Gaza are releasing all of our pre-positioned stocks, worth $570,000 USD (approximately £465,000), to ensure hospitals and emergency responders have the supplies they need to cope with an unprecedented influx of casualties. The list of supplies provided by MAP includes essential drugs and disposables, lab reagents and support for Gaza’s blood bank services. Some of these supplies are already being delivered to Al Awda Hospital.

If you have money to spare, please consider donating

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I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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Maybe all the things you thought made you you aren’t really…you. Barbie (2023) / Fight Club (1999)

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I'm the kind of boyfriend who would eat a chip off the floor

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saw a dude at the mall with a shirt that said I AM AFRAID OF WOMEN in impact font but he was walking with like 3 girls. king