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Jaune: (Walking through Glass Unicorn ruins)

Cinder: (Clutches head) Ugh...

Jaune: Is something wrong?

Cinder: ...I'm fine. ...I'm just having mixed feelings about this place...

Jaune: What kind of feelings?

Cinder: ...

Jaune: ...Something bad happened here, didn't it?

Cinder: ...

Jaune: (Gets close to her, Hugs) It's okay. You're not helpless anymore. They can't hurt you.

Cinder: (Places hand on arm) It... was awful. Sometimes I can still hear them. Feel them. For a single day, they were all smiles. Then every day after, the smiles were different. We're almost at my mother's room...

Jaune: (Lets go, Looks her in the eye) There's nothing to be afraid of anymore. You're strong now. If by some awful miracle they're still here...

Jaune: We'll make things right.

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Madame Unicorn awaits with a controller in her hand.

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Not a big fan of what melatonin has been doing to my dreams lately.

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the top one is the recent one, i just wanted a little collection of "parents can support their trans kids and no one went on fire or died"

and one for siblings:

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simply unbelievable eggplant my mother grew

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the show must go on

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These pictures are killing me

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Anyone else think that fish lures look super pretty and even tasty or just me

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I'm ready to cash in.

Jaune: I've finished cleaning my closet.

Pyrrha: That's great, honey.

Jaune: And I found...

Jaune shows her some coupons

Jaune: ..these sexy Bucks.

Pyrrha: Oh! I made you those when we first started dating.

Jaune: Well... *Serious* I'm ready to Cash in.

Pyrrha: *Worry* Wait! Aren't they expired?

Jaune: You didn't put an expiration date.

Pyrrha: Well... Okay... Wich one are you using.

Jaune: All of them.

Pyrrha: *Sweating* *Gulp* (God have mercy on me.)

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"australian wildlife is so scary!"

Say fucking sorry to him right now or I'll fucking lose it

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Boots

Jaune: *Looking around the house for his boots*

Jaune: I swear I put 'em right here.

Jaune: Honey, did you see what I did with my boots? I can't find them.

Toddler Arc: Daddy!

Jaune: *Turns around* Wha- ...

Toddler Arc: *Stomping around in Jaune's boots, which are obviously way to big for them, and waving around a toy sword* I'm just like you, daddy!

(How does your Jaune OTP react?)

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Wow, would you look at that? Donald Trump and Ghislaine Maxwell front row celebrating Hulk Hogan's victory at Wrestlemania 7, WHAT ARE THE ODDS!

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If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

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I made this so now all y'all have to look at it.