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Buttercup: Butch and I saw you walking home with Brick yesterday.

Blossom: yes, we’re friends.

Buttercup: you were holding hands.

Blossom: ... we wanted to make sure we crossed the road safely?

Buttercup: he kissed your cheek

Blossom: He’s... french.

Blossom: ..wait, what were you doing with Butch

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Brazilian voice actress Ana Lúcia Menezes has passed. The tweet went around and then was dismissed by many when it was realized that she did Brazilian dubs of the characters and isn't the voice behind the original English-speaking voices.

In my continuous efforts to be a less gross American, I want to acknowledge this loss as this is the voice Brazilians heard for so many iconic characters and that absolutely means something.

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Blossom: Butch, this is not how you write a thank you card.

Butch: Why? What's wrong with it?

Blossom, reading: Dear Bubbles, thank you for the lovely birthday present. If my handwriting looks strained, that's because this is the sixteenth thank you card Blossom forced me to write. The muscles in my wrist are cramping as I struggle to finish this sentence. Ow, ow, ow, the pain. Sincerely, Butch.

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Buttercup: never have I ever flashed a bartender to get a free drink

Butch: *takes a sip*

Buttercup: you know how the game works, right? you drink if you had done it

Butch: oh, I understand

Robin: never have I ever had sex in the back of a car.

Blossom: no way! everyone's done that?

Everyone: yeah!

Blossom: Bubbles, you are telling me you had sex in the back of a car?

Bubbles: yes it’s not that big of a deal...

Brick: look we have done like nine rounds of this and you haven't drink once.

Princess: maybe we should play something else that actually gets you drunk.

Bubbles: I love you but you haven't broke any rules in your life

Blossom: That's not true, I've done stuff! just say ones that are not as reckless

Buttercup: never have I ever made a turn without signalling

Blossom: okay, a turn is a big deal. It's not like you said... never have I ever changed lines without signalling-

Butch: never have I ever changed lines without signalling

Blossom: you guys are insane!

Brick: Never have I ever accepted the terms and conditions without reading them

Blossom: It's too risky!

Boomer: left a movie without watching credits

Blossom: those people work hard!

Princess: Used more than the recommended amount of conditioner.

Blossom: they make the conditioner, they know what they are doing!

Everyone: *groans*

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Butch, pointing at Brick: fuck you!

Butch, pointing at Buttercup: fuck me!

Butch, pointing at Bubbles: I’m not allowed to swear at you, so hi!

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Buttercup: It’s unisex

Butch: maybe you need sex, I had sex a couple days ago

Buttercup: No Butch, U-N-I-sex

Butch: Well, ain’t gonna say no to that

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Boomer, lying face down on the ground: love is dead and who knows if it ever existed in the first place. you only live to die. all the trust you give to one person is crushed in a matter of seconds and without thought you must rebuild yourself, but what’s the point when the person whom you considered your dearest friend betrays you at the end of the line. forgotten, stabbed in the back, vengeance takes over ones soul to the point of defeat. I will never be the same.

Blossom: so...what happened?

Boomer: Buttercup stole my fucking jalapeño gold fish 

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Butch: So, you remember the plan if I ever get shot, right?

Buttercup: Of course.

Butch: What is it?

Buttercup: In the case of you ever getting shot, as you fall to the ground, I am to sing MMM WHATCHA SAY no matter the circumstances.

Butch: Nice

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Blossom: Now that I’ve explained this math problem to you 3 times, do you understand?

Boomer, voice cracking: Y-yes

Blossom: Are you lying to me?

Boomer, on the verge of tears: y-yeah

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a friendly reminder that microaggressions against asians can also look like this:

pretending to gag at asian food

pretending to be weirded out by asian customs and cultures

excusing cultural appropriation (often through ignoring the stories of asians who have been mocked for wearing their ethnic dress while praising a white person for doing so)

not trying to learn how to pronounce an asian person's ethnic name correctly, or asking, "can i call you by something else?"

adopting an asian name for the ~aesthetic~

using the words "oriental" and "exotic" to describe asian people, particular asian women

ignoring the experiences and stories of south, southeast, and central asians

making sweeping assumptions about asian countries (including their political, historical and cultural landscape)

treating the entire asian community as a monolith and ignoring the fact that the experiences of asian nationals are remarkably different from the asian diaspora/migrant community

co-opting asian aesthetics into creative media without acknowledging their history

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happy international women’s day from claire and auntie eileen

bonus:

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Wonderfull✨✨

Hair and clothes style headcanons for the ppg, rrb, and norms?

Alright I’m gonna go with pics lol bc it’s better to show it

Blossom

Bubbles

Buttercup

Brick

Boomer

Butch

Princess

im not too sure about hairstyles though

Mike

Robin

she basically wears most stuff

Mitch

ok i suck at this

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THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!

Now I can listen to this while doing homework, drawing, having a life crisis, working out... The possibilty’s are endless

Chapter One, Part Six of sbj’s More Than Human

Keep reading

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What are height headcanons for the puffs, ruffs, and norms?

oh my, this is my first ask ever!! ok ok.

Blossom is the tallest Puff, she is 5’8 (around 175cm)

Brick is 6’0 (around 183cm) he is the shortest Ruff.

Buttercup is 5’4-5’5 (let’s say 163cm), she hates it.

Bubbles is 5’6 (167cm)

Buttercup being the shortest makes Butch so freaking happy.

She kicks his ass though.

Anyway, Boomer is 6’2 (189cm)

Butch is also 6’2.

and the norms,

Robin is 5’6(170cm) she has the same height as Mitch and he is really bitter about it.

Mike is 5’9(177cm) he is really cool with it.

Princess is the shortest norm she is 5’4(163-ish)

One of the reasons why Princess and Buttercup got closer was her height was the same as Buttercup’s.

Princess looks taller bc of her fluffy hair though.

Yeah Buttercup is kinda petty about her height.

bc everyone keep calling her cute

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My Favorite Ships in Order

Butchercup (Buttercup x Butch)

Brickercup (Buttercup x Brick)

Boombubbles (Bubbles x Boomer)

Blossick (Blossom x Brick)

Butchubbles (Bubbles x Butch)

Blossommer (Blossom x Boomer)

Princess x Blossom (idk)

Princercup (Princess x Buttercup)

Robubbles (Robin x Bubbles)

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How would you describe the puffs, ruffs, and norms personalities?

I’ll do puffs and ruffs for now maybe I’ll add the norms after my finals are over

Blossom

She is not as serious as everyone makes her out to be.

She is just responsible.

She knows what she should do for the greater good.

She is really smart, more of a book smart but still she is smart as hell.

She is a really anxious person.

She gets anxiety a lot, so if she seems tense because she is.

She is a really kind and sweet person.

Even if she isn’t passionate about something she does it.

Mostly because she is a perfectionist.

Or as she likes to call it ‘disciplined’

Bubbles

She is a sweetheart.

She loves to help, she is also really trustwhorthy.

Gives great hugs and she is cute as hell.

I dare you to say ONE bad thing about Bubs.

You can’t.

Cheerful, charming, colorful, creative, empathetic... I can’t stop.

She is the best girl ever.

She is also really helpful and humble so people really like her.

Even the criminals seem to like her. I’ll say it again:

Best girl ever.

Buttercup

Ah, my badass baby.

Everytime I think about her Blackpink-Pretty Savage plays in my mind lmao

F boys, not my boys, I cut them off in slices

I’ve been really open about this, I know, but I just want to say it again...

SHE IS MY ULTIMATE FAVORITE.

She is independent, loyal, logical, objective, athletic, caring, captivating and smart.

She is a little hot headed and stubborn. But its okay we still love her

She is also very adventurous.

She is the type of girl who can kick your ass and you’d let her.

You can not stop her from doing it anyway.

Everyone has a crush on her because how can they not?? She is so cOOL!

Nobody or nothing can get in the way of something she truly wants.

Brick

The one and only Red Daddy.

He is really caring if he likes you.

He is also really sympathetic. I dare you to not to admire him. You can’t.

He is really handsome but he has the worst style.

It’s mostly because he doesn’t care about his looks.

He also is a perfectionist but he accepts it.

He is a little less anxious than Blossom.

Even though he is not that into sports he is still athletic.

This boy can steal anyones heart just with a look.

He can tell if a person means well or not, so Ruffs and Buttercup don’t trust anyone Brick doesn’t.

Blossom and Bubbles try to give the person a chance but they figure out Brick is right.

Boomer

He is a thoughtful person.

He’d do anything for the ones he loves.

Sometimes he gets too intense.

But he means well!

Most of the time...

He is a really creative person.

Is he mad? He’ll write a song!

Is he sad? He’ll paint!

Does he need a new hat? He’ll try to knit!

He is very loyal to his brothers. He trusts them with his life.

He can pull off anything.

Even if he is wearing sandals with socks.

He will pull it off.

Butch

This boy is fierce as hell.

He is stubborn and hot headed.

He is a badass, he is a savage, he is the best boy ever.

He is both attractive and stylish.

He likes to sing but has a bad voice so it’s usually makes people yell at him to stop.

It usually doesn’t work so Buttercup has to make him shut up.

By kissing or punching, she is okay with both.

He is a really cahrming guy.

He can make any girl fall for her.

Buttercup wasn’t easy though.

It took him a long time to manage to pull that off.

Butch is usually really intense.

So Buttercup and Ruffs always trying to keep an eye on him, just in case.

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Bubbles is one big mood