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abstract and modern art haters are sooo snobby like klein literally Created an entirely new pigment and then painted a canvas in a way where the brush strokes wouldn't be visible. the insinuation that people with no skill could reproduce that is so annoying because unless you are skilled at color mixing and painting you definitely couldn’t lmao

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

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BURNT my FUCKING POPCORN JOY is a SHAM

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@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

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this is a political compass of sexuality to me.

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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

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marine biology is so scary because it’s such a small field. i was giving a talk on cetaceans and afterward a woman approached me with her husband and she said, “you did very well. [husband’s name] actually pioneered the research and published the first paper on that. We were very impressed by you.”

Which is such a scientific interpretation/public education win I will cherish forever but also for the rest of my life any time I give a talk I will be haunted by the knowledge that the world’s leading expert who literally discovered/invented the topic might be in the room,

which is like, the opposite of what you’re supposed to do for stage fright. In fact I never used to experience stage fright but now I will.