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Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

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le miserable. there's just one of him

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lets use our turn signal with mama

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“eldritch horror beyond your comprehension” and it’s just a generic monster with tentacles and eyes

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apple spider vinegar

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Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

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this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it

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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something

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when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed

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still working from home …. still might be eating too much haha

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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*kisses ur forehead*

*I absorb and consume one precious memory*

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