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Me: I should probably revise for that French test tommorow. Instagram, Tumblr and Netfliz: Lol nope.

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Justice League AU Where they are all YouTubers.

Batman - Brooding Vlogger who talks about depression. Superman - Overly excitable gamer. Flash & Green Lantern - Comedy Skits. Wonder Woman - girl who joins in with Superman and eventually makes her own channel. Aquaman - Children's cooking channel where everyone complains about his voice. Cyborg - PC tutorials.

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Justice League AU where all members are YouTubers.

Batman - Brooding vlogs about depression. Superman - Popular Vlogger/Gamer Flash & Green Lantern - Pranksters. Aquaman - Child toys review. Wonder Woman - An actual gamer girl. Cyborg - Tutorials on the PC.

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I'm just imagining an elderly pepe shedding a tear as kids use him in the wrong context.

I wonder if teens in future generations will browse our dankest memes and complain that they were born in the wrong decade.

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that moment where you can clearly see Matt LeBlanc trying to hide his laugh during the scene

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When your crush asks who your crush is.

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Tumblr on a date.

Tumblr: So are you LGBTQ?

Date: No.

Tumblr: Are you suffering from depression?

Date: No.

Tumblr: Are you obsessed with a tv show that ended years ago?

Date: No...

Tumblr: *shoving breadsticks in purse* I'm sorry I have to go...

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...and now he said the moon was made of cheese and everyone who was involved in the moon launches were part of some anti-cheese religion and if they told the media the truth a cheese-god would kill all of them.

I have a really strange Science teacher, he said he was attracted to a cup, compared earth to an obese man, explained music getting stuck in your head by talking about lions having sex and most of all he threw a student a wall. Not out of anger or anything, just to demonstrate gravity. EDIT: OH MY GOD. HE GAVE A KID HOUSE POINTS FOR HITTING ON SOMEBODY WHAT IS LIFE? HE DREW A DIAGRAM OF ME AND THIS KID TIED TOGETHER AND HIM PUNCHING US I DON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HE WAS DEMONSTRATING!

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I have a really strange Science teacher, he said he was attracted to a cup, compared earth to an obese man, explained music getting stuck in your head by talking about lions having sex and most of all he threw a student a wall. Not out of anger or anything, just to demonstrate gravity. EDIT: OH MY GOD. HE GAVE A KID HOUSE POINTS FOR HITTING ON SOMEBODY WHAT IS LIFE? HE DREW A DIAGRAM OF ME AND THIS KID TIED TOGETHER AND HIM PUNCHING US I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT HE WAS DEMONSTRATING!

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Or Batman.

“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is terrible advice if you want to be a police officer. Or a stripper.

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“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have” is terrible advice if you want to be a police officer. Or a stripper.

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reblog if you  learned that they add the smell to gas thanks to friends

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Me on Monday.

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Me on Monday vs me on Friday.

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My science teacher.

I have a really strange Science teacher, he said he was attracted to a cup, compared earth to an obese man, explained music getting stuck in your head by talking about lions having sex and most of all he threw a student a wall. Not out of anger or anything, just to demonstrate gravity.

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My science teacher is so strange, like today he said he was attracted to a cup, compared the earth to a fat man and threw a child at the wall.

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Starfire: So it's been three days since we got engaged...

Dick: True.

Starfire: ...and your panic attacks are getting shorter and further apart.

Dick: I CAN'T DO THIS I FEEL LIKE I'M DROWNING! *looks at watch* Also true.