thecherrygod

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It’s definitely not “do whatever you want bc nobody cares” it’s somewhere between “people don’t care as much as you think they do” and “if you want to truly do what you want you have to not care about how much other people care”

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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lets be exhausted on mama

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queentenna anyone? anyone else queentenning...? no? just.. me?? okay...

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i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist

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hello this is my favorite video ever please please

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YOU DON'T NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT TO LOOK HOT THAT'S THE DEVIL TALKING

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basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up. and also really bad at going to sleep

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did i reach the point of assignment writing that its making me nauseous or is it the fact its 3 am

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i feel like we dont point out that its christian doctrine that god thinks we all deserve to burn for eternity for the crime of being born and the only way he'd forgive us is if we completely and utterly devote our lives to him. what a fucking prick.

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An event happened to me tonight

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my beautiful wife "open link in new tab"

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to me. the ring finger is the thursday of the hand