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Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

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Back from the void to ask what audacity Netflix has to make me feel things about George 3? Excuse me, that is incredibly unAmerican of me and I did not give you permission, Netflix. And the fictional gay footmen?? I cannot sob over two men’s relationship when they are only a side plot. I do not need more straight Bridgerton, I need Brimsley and Reynolds. Thank you.

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everyone’s like ohh spock is autistic data is autistic and they’re RIGHT but when will we talk about WORF my friend WORF and how he has autism as well

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here are most of the crochet booksleeves i have made so far in 2023 !

what do you guys think? which one is your favourite?

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hey sorry we put your good friend jonathan harker in a time loop. yeah he’s about to leave for his business trip again. but at least he’ll send you emails

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the kiss™ extended

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*covered in blood & in visible distress* i just need to write a list

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jonathan harker: cool, thanks for the crucifix, literally only taking this to end a socially awkward situation, why is this relevant?

all of us, with the cultural knowledge of how the story of Dracula works: 

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me_irl

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if i was an animal and i knew i was being observed and researched i would do something super fucked up. but only once. never again. ruin their lives. keep them guessing.

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Only coronation coverage I cared about ❤️💙❤️❤️💙

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Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

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Hot take everyone needs at least one creative hobby to accompany their consumptive ones. I don’t mean just art and writing I mean literally anything where you create something. Embroidery, cooking, knitting, gardening, wood whittling, trap making, needle felting, instrument playing, bug raising, fandom analysis writing, ANYTHING where you do work and can hold the fruits of your labor in you hands. Anything where you MAKE something else.

Something that isn’t a career choice. Something you don’t have to be good at. As long as it brings you joy.

Please get hobbies, they enrich your life.

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ah fuck i have both of those