Chilling reviews for ghastly horror films brought to you by The Chiller Chicks, Grim and Elvy. "The 3 types of terror: The Gross-out: the sight of a severed head tumbling down a flight of stairs, it's when the lights go out and something green and slimy splatters against your arm. The Horror: the unnatural, spiders the size of bears, the dead waking up and walking around, it's when the lights go out and something with claws grabs you by the arm. And the last and worse one: Terror, when you come home and notice everything you own had been taken away and replaced by an exact substitute. It's when the lights go out and you feel something behind you, you hear it, you feel its breath against your ear, but when you turn around, there's nothing there..." ― Stephen King
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WTF Movie #63 - The Lords of Salem (2012)
Sheri Moon Zombie (we love her!!!!) plays a radio host with two of her friends that plays Satanic music and interviews bands and authors. She gets this A track from who she thinks is a band called The Lords of Salem and she plays it and it's this CREEPY ass music. Anyone who hears it goes into some sort of trance. But after she hears it she starts seeing shit and having bad dreams. She relapses and all sorts of other weird shit happens. It didn't make any sense, but I love Rob Zombie, and this movie was creepyasfuck.
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WTF Movie #62 - Shark Night (2011)
This group of friends goes to this lake house that this chick's family owns. They're chillin' in the lake then suddenly...SHARK ATTACK! ...wait foreal? In a lake? Yes, in a lake. Black guy is wakeboarding then a shark shows up and bites his arm off like GOTCHA BITCH! They try to get help, but they can't because the only way out is through the lake...and that's right, there's sharks. The dumbest part of the whole movie was when the black guy's girlfriend dies and he goes into the lake with a spear, WITH ONE ARM, expecting to kill the shark. I'm not going to say how the sharks got into the lake because I know you're all wondering. I'll just leave you to watch it.
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WTF Movie #61 - Teeth (2007)
Now I know some of you have seen this ridiculous movie. If you haven't, here it goes. This chick has teeth in her vagina and she bites guys' dicks off. Yeah that pretty much sums it up. There's a scene where she's like in the bathroom in a towel all scared to look. In the beginning of the movie you know that her step brother liked her when they were younger and basically you just see a scar on his finger. Get my drift? Good. What I didn't understand about the scene of her in the bathroom all scared of herself and shit is if they show in the beginning that she was a kid...and her step brother had a scar on his finger...that obviously means her vag had teeth from the beginning...so how did she not know until this guy tried to rape her? Like bitch you don't wash your vag? You can't feel that shit?
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WTF Movie #60 - Indentity (2003)
I saw this movie years ago and watched it again recently. I love it, but I don't quite understand it. Ten strangers are stranded at a motel in Nevada during a rainstorm. Shit starts happening and they all realize that all of them have the same birthday. What I want to know is howtheFUCK did all TEN of these people have the SAME birthday? That would have been my queue. Oh you ALL have the same birthday as me? That's sketchyasfuck. I'm outtttt. Basically they realized someone lead them there because they all start dying one by one. The ending makes NO sense. I have no idea who the killer was. If anyone can explain that to me, please feel free.
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WTF Movie #59 - Decadent Evil (2005)
I reallyy don't even know how to explain this one. There are three female vampires (I think they're sisters) that live in this mansion. The oldest one is trying to get a certain number of victims by a certain time so she can be the most powerful vampire. She is vengeful and keeps her ex lover named in a birdcage. How does he fit in a birdcage you ask? Well he's a foot tall. HOW is he a foot tall you ask? Well he's what they call...a Homunculus. Half human, half reptile. I didn't see how he was human. And I didn't see how he was reptile. He was just an ugly ass creature. One of the other vampires wants to run away with her human boyfriend. Vampire hunter comes in an fucksshitup. And in the end...SPOILER
...the vampire hunter ended up being the Homunculus' son. He dies, but somehow turns the oldest vampire into a Homunculus and the very last scene is of both of the lovers fucking. How beautiful.
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WTF Movie #58 - Deadgirl (2008)
This movie...is just...I don't even know. Bascially...these guys find this chick tied up in an abandoned insane asylum...but she's not exactly a chick...she's like...undead. She's not a zombie, but she's not human...and they...start fucking her. I think that's all you need to understand why this movie is on here.
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Hello there, horror freaks!
Elvy here.
Grim and I have not been keeping up with this here. It's been like since...November? Whoops! But we're back! Hope you guys missed us!
I know we said a long time ago that we would have some reviews for you guys, but this time we actually DO have one, I just need to get on Grim's head about finishing editing and uploading it. But it WILL be up soon. It is The Possession. We also have a couple videos about ourselves just to give you a little more insight as to who we are.
But what I DO have for you guys today is some more WTF movies that I will be posting right now.
Stay spooky!
-Elvy
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Right now: The Exorcism of Emily Rose, 2005
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I see you found my little hobby.
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I went to three events in this costume.
I scared a ton of people.
Only one stranger knew who I was.
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