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fallout fans when some old ass song starts playing

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nosferatu (2024) is so fucking funny. they did this joke twice

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clay figures from Bab edh-Dhra, near the Dead Sea

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Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

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hyenas are truly the trannies of carnivora. felids but everyone mistakes them for canids. nearly universally reviled in mythos and culture. cast as hermaphroditic, perverse, infanticidal, cowardly, covetous, scheming. alternatingly viewed as a serious threat and a pathetic wretch but never as a noble predator like a big cat or a wolf. few care to understand how they socialize and even fewer see their value in an ecosystem. and to top it all off the girl spotted hyenas have dicks. and nobody can be normal about them lmao

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Throwback to my favorite online interaction: me posting this image and my grandma commenting “Not funny” . RIP mawmaw in this post your words are immortalized

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Car Trunk vs Car Boot: A clear win for US English, trunk was already a thing in which you stored items, frequently for transport.

Crisps vs Chips: I gotta admit, the Brits have this one. They're thin slices of potato that have been made crispy. No chipping of any materials involved.

Car Park vs Parking Lot: Equally matched. What's a car park? A place to park cars. What's a parking lot? An otherwise empty lot where you can park.

Elevator vs Lift: Both equally fail to address that the damn thing also goes down.

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houseplant type friend

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odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice

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Bowser posting

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nine perfect strangers got me rooting for the heteros

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A RATS CONCEPT OF LOVE// https://www.instagram.com/sunlightafterdark/?hl=en

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he's got the strep

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fallout 1 immediately set the tone not only for itself but for the entire series when the first thing you see is a news report that says “our dedicated boys keep the peace in newly annexed canada” and then cuts to footage of a solider in power armor executing a civilian while another soldier laughs and then it cuts to an american flag with BUY WAR BONDS superimposed over the image

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are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

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endless gifs of rhea - 74 / ∞

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Context is important! Pole and sex work are inextricably linked, but there are distinctions between them. Strippers made this hobby what it is, and taught me what I know, and while I haven’t lived that life, I’m honoured to stand on their shoulders.

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