Hello, this is Jessica. I'm 22, Scorpio. I tend to post things. Very nice things, like funnies, feelies, and stuff from damn near every show/movie I've ever watched. I cosplay as boys too, on occasion. Don't be shy, let's be friends.
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Tumblr was named as a finalist in Lead411’s New York City Hot 125 in Aug 2010.
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This is a real medical condition known as Gan’s Syndrome, an ocular retinoblastoma occurring in 0.0004% of the total retinoblastoma cases. Ruptured blood vessels create often symmetrical, or at least fractal patterns and though the eye can see, visual acuity is lowered. It can be treated but never cured, though most suffering with the condition live normal lives. Gan’s Syndrome was founded by Dr. Sharon Gan.
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i think people need to stop glorifying sassiness and bitterness and start promoting the idea of actually being nice and civil to people who did nothing to you.
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For Sylars birthday I bought him a Kylo Ren stash. He wanted to take pictures since we will probably use the toys for his cosplay soon too.
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NSFW because you’re not allowed to cry at work.
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“My greatest memory was taking Harrison Ford to a Nigerian restaurant in South East London. And this guy comes up to him and says ‘Are you Harrison Ford?’ and Harrison Ford goes ‘I used to be.’”
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Congratulations
Steven Spielberg to George Lucas (1977)
George Lucas to Steven Spieberg (1983)
Steven Spielberg to George Lucas (1997)
George Lucas to James Cameron (1998)
Marvel Studios to Universal Pictures (2015)
Universal Pictures to “The Force Awakens” Team (2015)
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Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.”
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I found this at an antique store today, and all I could think was Ocelot
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the best way to save money is to act broke
“act” broke
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