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I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

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honestly, especially in the current state of the world, you all have GOT to kill whatever puritanical voice inside your head keeps insisting that if something is erotic it has no social, artistic, or intellectual merit.

stop acting as if someone can’t enjoy both erotica and literary fiction or classics. it’s not some dichotomy.

stop acting as if erotic art can’t be poignant and meaningful. and that includes all erotic art - not just fine art.

stop insisting that sex scenes or erotic material ruin movies and shows just because you, personally, get icked out watching it.

no, not all erotic art is high art, and not all erotic art is meant to invoke deep intellectual discussion - but insisting that makes erotic art valueless, a disservice to intellectualism, or whatever else - does nothing but add fuel to a fire built on conservative ideology.

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I want them to be evil together :)

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Images from the No Kings protest on Saturday, June 14, 2025:

Minnesota:

Chicago:

San Diego:

Dallas:

Seattle:

San Francisco:

Philadelphia:

Los Angeles:

(source 1, source 2, source 3, source 4, source 5, source 6, source 7, source 8, source 9)

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SWAP AU BABY! Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

I played with quick lil edits for my swap AU! It's very simple, I swap Narinder and the Lamb, and cats are now the extinct species so you get sheep followers instead. I didn't swap anything about the three eyes, no logic, just because I like it that way.

The swap list for cat to sheep has Aym, Baal and Forneus, but the yellow cat is the only one I did so far!

This is not swapped Morgan (I just used him as a ref cause I was stuck), but another character entirely that I got on my second game, named Meran. They have two traits: polyamorous and jailbreaker. So that's a chaotic little shit of a lamb. So another entire different dynamic with Leshy, I played with it a bit!

I'm hesitating between Maeve and Serene for the God Lamb's name.

They get Narinder's bell after they're freed, because he throws it in their face. The Lamb wanted to be out fast, at any cost. They expected Narinder to rebel, and they expected the chances he would kick their ass was pretty high, but asked for his sacrifice regardless. Narinder feels betrayed obviously, for being asked to be a sacrifice yet again. But despite being furious, he hesitates to finish off the Lamb. They're so happy to not be a chained god anymore, whether it means life or death, as long as they're out. It's too heartbreaking even for him, even completely enraged. He changes his mind once teleported back at the cult though, but Thoron and Valefar tackle him and convince him to not cut them in two, and to calm down before making any decisions.

He's resentful because he would have wanted a bit more time to figure something out, despite the prophecy, but didn't have the chance to do so. And he definitely didn't want to be a god. But he can't stay angry for long, seeing his Lamb overexcited and overjoyed at the smallest things they missed for centuries. He worked his ass off for this, and while the betrayal hurts, it's hard not to understand the despair that fueled their actions. And he's been in love with them for way too long anyway he's too far gone.

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YALL. Holly Black has a list of resources she's used for writing her books on the fair folk. I'm OBSESSED. I love her work and world building. it's so true to the heart of faeries

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"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel." (X)

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes

honourable mentions

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Apparently, big spiders build hideouts with their silk to hunt Stuff for Pride Month

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Literal TEARS in my eyes rn

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Apparently, big spiders build hideouts with their silk to hunt Stuff for Pride Month

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So i erm may or may have not designed a cowboy Alastor and a Cowboy Lucifer for fun aha-

Its still a work in progress of the whole but that's their design :)

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Customer Service Wolf.

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Hear me out, oblivious merman with a reader who can't swim. He's been eyeing you for a long time now, so when the chance arises, he nonchalantly steals you away from the other humans.

He's convinced everyone just floats naturally. Has no idea why you're trashing around and screaming for help - he's courting you! He'd never harm you, so why are you so afraid of...Oh...you're sinking. Is this some sort of teasing? Are you playing hard to get?

(He does eventually retrieve you once you go limp under the water, utterly mortified that he almost drowned his beloved)