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funniest shit is going down on discord rn

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IM F***ING DEAD?????

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no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money

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okay we have GOT to put this phrase in circulation

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I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.

There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.

Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?

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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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Everybody say a silent prayer for me as I smash the head of baby Jesus clean off this statue in the name of art.

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lol this is so true. and also really cool in a way i could never explain to anyone who isn't Like This

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learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this

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I am so, so sure that my cousin meant to type something else, but I'm going to cry. Welcome to my bathroom themed bathroom... Pictures of other people's bathrooms on the walls... Little bathtub figurines on the sink... Soap dispenser shaped like a toilet... Life could be a dream... in my bathroom themed bathroom...

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If you need to smile today, here. This was born out of a late night text fiasco with @fordo-kixed-rex. (My artistic abilities are obviously phenomenal.)

They are MUD wrestling.

Mandalorian

Unhinged

Destruction