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I'm touched that you know me so well, John Watson. What a good little doctor you are, always paying attention to the people behind the details.

Miss me?

Surprisingly, no.

[theclevernessofm]

I hide in plain sight. Its the centre of the web.

Miss me?

Surprisingly, no.

[theclevernessofm]

Words are the best mask a man can wear.

Miss me?

Surprisingly, no.

[theclevernessofm]

No promises.

Miss me?

Surprisingly, no.

[theclevernessofm]

I would, but no one quite lives up to the your cravings to be surrounded by insanity.

Miss me?

Surprisingly, no.

[theclevernessofm]

Oh well now that I have my kingdom secured, I want to rule it from my own playground. I'm soooo sentimental you see.

Miss me?

Not in the slightest, though dismantling your web did provide some source of entertainment. Have you come back to lose again? I had no idea you were so addicted to failure.

[theclevernessofm]

That does sound fun. The hat makes him so much easier to find in a crowd of potential targets.

Hello darling. Nice to see you again. xx -IA

Oh are you still around too? This should be fun.

[theclevernessofm]

Oh I thought you'd enjoy that little goose chase I lead you on. It was fun to watch you in Russia. Pity your brother ruined my fun.

Miss me?

Not in the slightest, though dismantling your web did provide some source of entertainment. Have you come back to lose again? I had no idea you were so addicted to failure.

[theclevernessofm]

Oh but I have come up with so many more games to play, John Watson.

Miss me?

Surprisingly, no.

[theclevernessofm]

Hello darling. Nice to see you again. xx -IA

Oh are you still around too? This should be fun.

[theclevernessofm]

I'm hurt. I thought we'd become so close.

Miss me?

Surprisingly, no.

[theclevernessofm]

Good man. Make the reservations. Usual place. Its good to be back in London. I almost got a tan being away so long.

I'm not dead. Dinner? -JM

Good to have you back, boss. Would like nothing better. SM

[theclevernessofm]

Its raining, its pouring

Sherlock is boring.

I'm laughing, I'm crying

Sherlock is dying.

[theclevernessofm]

Sorry I missed the occasion. I do love a good party.

Me, my lovely Molly, and the cool Detective Inspector Lestrade.

[theclevernessofm]

[theclevernessofm]

Oh don't think for a moment that just because I'm not there in person, I'm not still watching my web very closely. I'm everywhere, Sherlock. I'm the world now.

Stopping me? I would hardly say you can take credit for it, just as you cannot consider that anything but a success on my part, dehydration or not. As for London, well, it doesn’t miss you either.

[theclevernessofm]

The long awaited update

My darling little minons, I fear some of you have lost your faith and assumed that I forgot all about you. This is not so. I never forget anything. I have been working very hard in an undercover environment and I succeeded in making the giant frozen tundra of Russia my own personal playground. There was a lot of delicate work involved and I didn't want to risk my progress with posting but I did still keep my eyes and ears open for you, my pets. Don't fret. I have now taken flight to visit our darling Ms Adler, the infamous Woman who has been working for me with so much dedication in Japan. Of course working for me is a bit of an exaggeration, as we all know that Ms Adler hardly works for anyone but herself. She has been an asset in the honourable country under the rising sun and I am now here to reap my patient rewards. I've always admired the precision of the Yakuza. Do be sure to ask after her, she misses her English playthings as much as she's enjoying her new pets in the East. Don't be strangers, my dears. I know more than ever and my world dominion is in sight.

-M