As “Don’t Say Gay” laws are being passed increasingly around the world, governments are introducing alternative terms to use when referring to something that may be considered fruity. “Unstraight” is now the appropriate legal term to be used and will be included in all future publications of books containing the word gay. In cases where something is even more gay than “unstraight,” the modifier “double” may be used to create the term “doubleunstraight.” Fruitier still the modifier “plus” can be added to create “doubleplusunstraight,” which is the ultimate amount of fag. Add these terms and definitions to your personal lexicon and forget the words gay and all of its synonyms, for being observed saying or possessing the knowledge that these words ever existed will result in public execution, as per the Ministry of Truth