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I wish someone could explain to me why I get invested in the most INTRESTING yet UNDERATTED stuff ever.

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Children please stop calling the slightest hint of sexual desire “gooning” I’m going to strangle all of you

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OC LGBTQ PRIDE SPEEDRUN

Long post beware🗣🗣🗣

Celia: Lesbian

Karija: Acespike

Ruffles: Gay

Finnian: Bi but doesn't realise it

Affy(was): Gay

Opaline: Straight Ally

Bendo(was): Gay

Kyle: Bi, Transmasc

Eclipse: Gay, Transmasc

Solar: Neptunic

Saturn: Raging Lesbian

Night: Pan

The Puppeter: Aroace, Demisexual, Aegosexual, Agender

Astrisx: Pan, Agender

The Elders: Asexual

Vesula/Guardian Elder: Closeted Gay

Purdy: Gay

Jen(was): Bi

Garnet(was): Pan

Freyda: Bi

Sombra: Straight Ally

Vidra: Closeted Bi

Locks: Bicurious

Wini: Aroace

Celine: Lesbian

Linzer: Omnisexual

Silvia: Demisexual, Bi

Affty/Alisa: Bi, Genderfluid

Quinn(was): Gay

Victoria(was): Asexual

Vixen: Straight Ally

Millie: Straight Ally

Damelton: Bi

Olivia: Straight Ally

Pearl: Lesbian

Muffin: Lesbian

Yan: Pan, Transfem

Bon-Bon: Aroace, Transfem

The Sea Serpents: Asexual

Jinx(was): Pan

Will(was): Pan

F.E.S.H: Bicurious

D: Bi

Beau: Straight Ally

Octave: Acespike

Ananda(was): Omnisexual

Will EDIT this later bc I forget alot

Vidridias(was): Omnisexual

C-13: Pan

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Just to put it out there whenever I say I love William Afton and/or J.S.Steinman I very specifically mean the JT Music interpretations

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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

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Almost forgot

Happy creation date to the edgelord theatre kid darkipooper

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every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot" in their ask box

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I will now create another blog

Ah but the issue

I'm not telling you what it's called or what it's for

And if you do find it, don't tell anyone🤫

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since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the nb spectrum!

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Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

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Y'all write dark as some awful abusive murderous man but you forget:

Got jealous that Actor took us on a date

Interrupted said date to try and persuade us to be with him instead

Practices both his monologues and eyeliner in the mirror

Only wears his suit when he's meeting with us

He keeps checking in on us because while he can't stop us from being around Actor he can sure as hell call us dummies and watch over us

Is very soft and kind to Wilford

In conclusion: dark is actually a soft nice af dude and loves Y/N, and your abuse fics are totally off :/

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Friendly reminder it's this goofy lil guy's bday tomorrow

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Thematic Headcanons. A series of subject-specific headcanons you can ask your favorite blog and muse.

hc + 🤝 for a headcanon about a connection with one of the receiver's mutual

hc + 👪 for a family-themed headcanon

hc + 🧡 for a friendship-themed headcanon

hc + 💌 for a romance-themed headcanon

hc + 💕 for a loved-themed headcanon

hc + 💔 for a headcanon about a sad experience

hc + 🤥 for a lie-themed headcanon

hc + 😶 for a headcanon about a secret they know of / keep

hc + 😴 for a sleep-themed headcanon

hc + 🌇 for a headcanon about morning- or evening rituals

hc + 🧼 for a hygiene-themed headcanon

hc + 🏠 for a home-themed headcanon

hc + 😃 for a happiness-themed headcanon

hc + 😨 for a fear-themed headcanon

hc + 🤕 for a pain-themed headcanon

hc + 🚶‍♂️ for a habit-themed headcanon

hc + 👍 for a headcanon about things they like

hc + 👎 for a headcanon about things they dislike

hc + 💪 for a sport-themed headcanon

hc + 😡 for a headcanon about something that makes them angry

hc + 👻 for a headcanon about supernatural occurrences

hc + 🥣 for a food-themed headcanon

hc + ☕ for a drink-themed headcanon

hc + 🐈 for a pet/animal-themed headcanon

hc + 🌸 for a plant-themed headcanon

hc + 🌄 for an outdoor-themed headcanon

hc + 🌍 for a travel-themed headcanon

hc + 🗡 for a weapon-themed headcanon

hc + 🎡 for a hobby-themed headcanon

hc + 🚗 for a transportation-themed headcanon

hc + ⏳ for a time-themed headcanon

hc + 🌘 for a night-themed headcanon

hc + 🌞 for a day-themed headcanon

hc + 🪐 for a universe-themed headcanon

hc + 🌂 for a weather-themed headcanon

hc + ⛄ for a season-themed headcanon

hc + 🎉 for a celebration-themed headcanon

hc + 🏆 for a goal-themed headcanon

hc + 💯 for an achievement-themed headcanon

hc + 🚬 for a headcanon about a bad habit

hc + 🎭 for an arts-/crafts-themed headcanon

hc + ✂️ for a hair-themed headcanon

hc + 👗 for a clothes-themed headcanon

hc + 💍 for a jewelry-themed headcanon

hc + 💄 for a makeup-themed headcanon

hc + 🎓 for an education-themed headcanon

hc + 📿 for a faith-themed headcanon

hc + 🎵 for a music-themed headcanon

hc + 📱 for a media-themed headcanon

hc + 🎥 for a film/tv-themed headcanon

hc + 📔 for a reading-themed headcanon

hc + 💰 for a money-themed

hc + 💼 for a job-themed headcanon

hc + 💉 for a medical-themed headcanon

hc + 🛒 for a shopping-themed headcanon

hc + 🔞 for a nsfw-headcanon

hc + ❓ for a headcanon of the receiver's choice

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Questions for/about the Captain(s) of the Invincible! 🚀🌑

I decided to make this for people who want to talk about their Captainsona but don’t know how to do so unprompted! Just remember to be kind and send a question to whoever you reblog this from! 🩷

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⭐️ What’s your Captain’s name? Any aliases or nicknames? What does it mean?

👽 What does your Captain look like physically? Art or description: age, height, hair, anything particular that makes them stick out?

💠 What is your Captain like on the inside? Their morals, their wants, their personality?

☄️ What are your Captain’s pronouns? Their sexuality/romantic labels?

🧑‍🚀 What kind of accessories does your Captain wear? Any special pins/patches? Headgear?

🔢 What does your crew number (ex: M2707) mean, if anything?

🌎 What was your Captain’s life before they joined the Invincible 2? Relationships, history, ect.?

🪐 What do they do on the new world after the Colonists have settled? Lead, teach, retire, ect.?

🛰️ What relationships does your Captain have on the ship? With the heads of the crew (Mark, Celci, Burt, ect.), or with other crew (Carlos, Mack, ect.)?

⌛️ What is their favorite timeline to life in/have visited? (Any we see in canon or make one up!)

🌗 What ego would your Captain like, whether as a friend/partner, or just to be around in general?

🧑‍⚕️ If they weren’t Captain, what role would your Captain take on the ship (engineering, reactor, cryo, ect.?)

🛸 Your Captain was allowed a single duffle bag’s worth of personal items to bring aboard the Invincible 2: what items are in that bag? (Assume that uniforms and toiletries are provided and they only need to bring non-necessities)

💫 Your Captain is asked to teach the colonists something: a skill, parts of their culture, ect. What do they bring to the table?

👑 Tell a fun fact about your Captain (or unfun if you’re angsty!)

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SINCE ITS PRIDE MONTH ALLOW ME TO TRANSFER MY LGBTQ+ HCS ON THE IPLIER EGOS TO U+BONUS

Dark: Genderfluid, Demisexual, Omnisexual

Wilford: Pansexual

Google: Agender, Aromantic

Bing: Agender, Bisexual

Bim: Gay

Yancy: Pansexual, Demisexual

Illinois: Omnisexual

Noir: Aroace, Pan

Host: Bisexual, Transmasc

Author: Pan, Transmasc

God of Night: Cupiosexual, Aroace

Necromancer: Pansexual

Eric: Bicurious

Yandreplier: Straight Ally, Transfem

Ed Edgar: Straight Ally

AHWM!Mark: Pan

Engineer: Pan

Actor!Mark: Bicurious, Cupiosexual, Demisexual

✨️BONUSES✨️

Damien: Pan

Celine: Bicurious

Celci: Bisexual

Benjamin: Gay

Abe: Bisexual

Bandit: Lesbian

Allu: Lesbian

Burt: Omnisexual

Gunther: Pan

Dave: Straight Ally

Anti: Pan, Agender

Chase: Bicurious

Dr Schneeplestein: Gay

Robbie: Bisexual

Jackieboyman: Pan

Marvin: Aroace

JJ: Aroace, Gay

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Dream rant from last night

(BE very prepared)

Ok so it was one of those dreams where you started at one place and then ✨️boom✨️ completely random other place

So it started out in this clearing w/ a cemetery behind it near my school and it there was snow everywhere and there was lots of squirrels as well and for some reason Skull from JT Music was there as well(sixth time bro has showed up I'm not even questioning it now it's a regular occurrence) and then like 5 seconds later we were at this Hogwarts looking interior place and he were talking to someone but idk how I'm gonna make this make sense, I could hear him, but I couldn't at the same time(???)