theco0ler-red

[theco0ler-red]

Dick*the eldest daughter reaching a breaking point and it was this or manslaughter*: Due to my emotional trauma, I have decided I will be reverting back to my childhood Goblin lifestyle

Jason*always one for chaos*: Good for you

Bruce*traumatized from the first time not sure if he can survive a pt.2*: oh no

Tim*never left his Menace Lifestyle and is very exited to help cause more problems*: yay!

Bruce*even more scared*: oh no

[theco0ler-red]

Jason, eating cereal: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this. Tim, who walked out of his bedroom in his house into his kitchen: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

[theco0ler-red]

Red Hood just starts shooting at a Robin and the goons lose their shit, because that's the equivalent of asking Batman to make time in his schedule to fuck you up.

Goon: "Boss, come on, maybe let's leave the kid alone--"

Jason, snatching someone else's gun so he can keep shooting into the shadows after the first one ran out: "That's right you better run, you piece of shit! If you ever dye my hair pink again I'll fucking end you!"

Goon:

[theco0ler-red]

i thought i lost you (again)

[theco0ler-red]

Bruce, exhausted and trying to prove a point: Look, if your friends jumped off a bridge would you do it too?

Dick: Oooh that sounds fun, actually. Do you think I could convince Wally to go bridge jumping with me?

Jason: If the person is Roy, then yes. I speak from experience. No, I don't want to talk about it. Fuck off old man --- you couldn't even be bothered to avenge me, what the fuck makes you think I'll tell you about the stupid shit I get up to?

Tim, sleep deprived and fueled by a dangerous nix of coffee and spite, taking a moment to consider before shrugging: Yolo I guess.

Stephanie: Yup. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt

Damien: I am no follower, father. I would take initiative and be the first to jump from the bridge, thereby setting an example for my inferiors.

[theco0ler-red]

failed step one

[theco0ler-red]

Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian playing UNO as if they were an underground poker place bc they take everything TOO seriously

[theco0ler-red]

worth it

[theco0ler-red]

Jason, using a hairbrush like a mic : And here you can see the endangered Timothy Drake in his natural habitat.

Tim : *falls down the stairs, spilling cereal everywhere*

Jason : Natural selection is coming for this specimen.

[theco0ler-red]

[theco0ler-red]

Bedtime struggles

[theco0ler-red]

Inspired by this video 💀

[theco0ler-red]

Bruce watching Dick do something flashy or sloppy: I didn’t teach him that

Bruce watching Dick do something absolutely batshit insane, selfless and dangerous: unfortunately I did teach him that

[theco0ler-red]

she fucked jesus

[theco0ler-red]

Dream Jason assuring Tim he'll be a good Robin

Real Jason in the nightmare realm assuring Tim he is a good Robin

[theco0ler-red]

Young Dick as Robin: why do you always hold my hand on missions? 

Batman, dead inside: because as soon as i let go, your gonna do a backflip off a lampost

[theco0ler-red]

dick grayson (5’10” with the body of a gymnast): this is my baby brother!

jason todd (6’3” brick wall of muscle): …hi

***

cass wayne (5’5” with the body of a dancer): little brother!

jason (almost a whole foot taller than her): hiya cass